snooki

A snookie is an inner city beast. Some claim it to be a myth, others claim it to be the very demon sent personally by Satan himself to terrorize the world. It clashes designer clothing with thongs, booze, and a thirst for sex. This thirst has traumatized many men, after which their very sexual desires are forever torn into sleepless night and PTSD. The snookie is what the Boogie checks for before going to rest. The snookie is what God cannot stand to look at. And worst of all, the snookie is what American culture from Jersey and abroad become hypnotized to once a week on prime time. Do not look into the snookie's eyes, or it will choose you as its next victim.

Joe saw a Snooki, i haven't heard from him since.

snooki by Raw Entice May 27, 2012

snooki

someone who if you dye blue will look like a smurf.
horrible fake trans who ruins a perfectly fine tv show.
the only people who like her are 40 year old men who live in a one bedroom appartment with 30 cats....
an obnoxious cow mostly used as a punching bag

random person1: holly shit is that a smurf??
random person2: nah it's just that creepy looking hooker snooki.

normalnamedperson:"who the fuck has the name snooki??"
gay fag:"only like the hottest most coolest person ever!"
normalnamedperson *shoots the gay fag*

snooki by bestpersonintheworldyourmum January 25, 2011

Snooki

A girl who constantly gets drunk and does stupid, irresponsible and/or inconsiderate things in complete disregard to the fact that she has a boyfriend.

Such actions may include:

-Flashing her business in public

-Hooking up with other guys and girls while she has a boyfriend
-Lying to her boyfriend

On top of it all, she'll tend to claim that she's a good girlfriend and that she doesn't cheat.

Guy 1: My girlfriend cheated on me with 3 of her roommates.

Guy 2: Whoa! Seriously?!

Guy 1:Yeah...I'm giving her another chance though.

Guy 2: Why?! That's not a girlfriend, that's a Snooki!

Snooki by BlooMoon August 19, 2012

snooki

Another word for a 10c Jersey shore WHORE!!!!

Snooki the WHORE crashed her car.DIE WHORE DIE!!!

snooki by maddog546 October 30, 2011

Snooki

1. A Grenade.
2. A Butter-Face
3. An oversized oompaloopa.
4. Puerto Rican
5. A disgrace to America.
6. A Hooker.
7. Your mom that left you up for adoption when you were born.

"Yo man, my mom is such a Snooki!"
-"yeah I heard"

"DOOD! Look at that grenade!"
"DOOD! Look at that butter-face!"

"Yo, that oompaloompa on Jersey Shore is obviously a Snooki."

Snooki by giraffe33333333333333333333333 August 25, 2011

Snooki

A 4'9" oompa loompa whos is overly tan and likes to party

omg did you see snooki shes soo short!

Snooki by for3vrr_young August 9, 2012

Snooki

A large, orange colored land mammal native to the state of New Jersey.

If you ever come into contact with this animal, you turn away, AND YOU RUN! RUN JOHNNY! SAVE YOURSELF! TELL KATIE I LOVE HER!

Tim: What the heck is that things?
Bobby: It's called a "Snooki".
Tim: What is it doing?
Bobby: ..... Look away son.

Snooki by Nautical Narwhal September 7, 2011