Snapple

Snuggling and napping at the same time.

I was trying to be really sweet with my girlfriend by telling her that I wanted to nap and snuggle but instead i said "I just want to snapple"

"hey baby, wanna snapple? ;) "
"i was wondering when you'd ask"

by snapplepros December 31, 2011

whipper-snipper

Slang for grass line trimmers often used by Aussies and Eastern Canadians,

largely Cape Bretoners and newfies .

the tool is often used for cleaning up the extra grass missed by the mower in tight spaces.

Hand me them whipper-snipper for cleaning up the yard B'y.

by coleisanassmunch April 27, 2019

snippler

A person using a cellular device in a dark room, thereby distracting others from the focus of their attention.

During the prologue of a book reading, we were suddenly distracted by a snippler in front of us who was looking up The Page 69 Test on his phone. How rude!

by snipplerpolice October 11, 2010

snipler

Any person usually a Marine with a desk job that is abnormally skilled at hitting long range targets with an ordinary stapler.

What was that?

Oh it was a staple from the snipler over there

by oorah72 December 23, 2009

Gak Snapple and Pop

The sound you hear your mom made when she finds and grabs your tube sock you've been nutting in aka Gak Towel and it's hard and crunchy. May even drop some jizz dust and flakes.

When little Jonnie's mom picked up the tube sock under his bed it when Gak Snapple and Pop. He was cold busted.

by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2017

Tree Snipper

A derogatory term for an arborist.

That tree snipper left a massive branch in my front yard.

by McFetty May 12, 2020

snapple bottle

When full it contains "the best stuff on earth" but empty, it becomes the perfect mobile urinal when stuck in your car.

"Dude, pull over. I gotta piss". "No time man. Grab the snapple bottle".

by Skippy Bravo June 29, 2008