hair sniffer

joe biden

joe biden is a real hair sniffer

by Just a random cow January 09, 2021

Dingleberry sniffer

Someone who sniffs dingleberrys. Used as an insult by rednecks.

"What a dingleberry sniffer son of a gun!" used to offend someone

by GMGN April 21, 2020

jock sniffer

(n) one who hangs around with professional athletes or jocks in general, thinking this will make them higher on the social food chain. Sometimes do dirty work for jocks.

Mike is a jock sniffer who thinks he will meet more chicks if he hangs out with jocks.

by Harold April 19, 2005

bomb sniffer

Ugly Girl or Woman. (Dog)

The USC cheerleaders are bomb sniffers.

by Pankrasekid January 18, 2009

Child Sniffer

Someone who likes to sniff kids and touch them very awkwardly all over.

"Hey, Joe Biden is a child sniffer!"

"Our President is a Child Sniffer."

"I can't believe you're a child Sniffer, Joe."

by Panzer230 March 26, 2021

Paint Sniffer

A person who is unable to attain illegal narcotics and resorts to sniffing paint to get high.

That kid on cops was a paint sniffer.

by Mike geisler April 15, 2004

Bum Sniffer

That lucky guy who's wife or female friend lets him bend her over the couch and has her hold her ass cheeks open wide. He applys his nose close to her stink star and slowly inhales the aroma of her stink star as he jerks off to the pleasure of the scent and sight of her balloon knot. Possibly progressing further into becoming a bung licker or ultimateley an Anal Intruder.

Linda and I was really horny. I leaned her over the back of the couch and she spread her butt cheeks wide and held them that way. I leaned in and slowly inhaled that delicious funky odor of her bunghole over and over. I pumped away at my hard crank and knew I wouldn't last long. I licked at her gumhole and once I tasted that tangy balloon knot, I erupted like a volcano and gushed one of the biggest loads I've ever shot. I just love being her Bum Sniffer.

by The King Cornholer April 09, 2008