n. an ill-tempered man-beast whose body consists not of meat, bones, and skin, but rather 185 lbs. of well-defined, fully ambulatory fat. Biting sarcasm is his paint, the keyboard is his brush, and the seedy underbelly of the Internet is his canvas. Known to have an unwieldy head of hair, poor eyesight, and hostility toward ampersands.
"I served with Snark Chariot. I knew Snark Chariot. Snark Chariot was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Snark Chariot."
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(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )
(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )
Asshole: yo what did you do yesterday?
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine
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When one possesses an inordinately large variety of snacks such that they must be heaped on top of each other just to fit within their required space.
Jonas: hey you got any snacks around here?
Samuel (giving him an incredulous look): No I don't have snacks here, I have snacks on snacks man, check out my pantry, you can barely keep the door closed
(Nude man running down the street in a celebratory manner holding a bag of doritos, buggles, pringles, jays, and lays)
Nude Man: I've got snacks on snacks baby!
Samuel (giving him an incredulous look): No I don't have snacks here, I have snacks on snacks man, check out my pantry, you can barely keep the door closed
(Nude man running down the street in a celebratory manner holding a bag of doritos, buggles, pringles, jays, and lays)
Nude Man: I've got snacks on snacks baby!
by J Dog12 March 25, 2009
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This is usually on a weekend.
This is usually on a weekend.
Marc: "Hey what'd you do on Sunday?"
Allyson Joy: "Snacks and Naps."
or
Marc: "Ally I thought we were going to re-shingle the roof today???"
Allyson Joy: "Bite me, I'm doing snacks and naps, you just woke me, kill yourself."
10-18-10
Allyson Joy: "Snacks and Naps."
or
Marc: "Ally I thought we were going to re-shingle the roof today???"
Allyson Joy: "Bite me, I'm doing snacks and naps, you just woke me, kill yourself."
10-18-10
by Ally Joy October 20, 2010
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by FunkLove1980 September 7, 2014
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Get the scooby snacks mug.Using "snide" and "remark" together, a snarkster is someone who uses sarcasm, irony and/or acerbic (sometimes cruel) wit as a tool or weapon to express him or herself because they typically suffer from some sort of deep self-loathing or insecurity.
One can often observe snarksters online (blogs and other social media) and immediately recognize their total disregard for anyone who doesn't agree with them, think like them or "get them".
Since a snarkster lacks originality in his/her humor, they frequently resort to insulting others with impressive vocabulary, behaving condescendingly and displaying a not-so-subtle smugness; basically feeling very pleased with themselves after they dish out their remarks to others.
While snarksters have high IQs and higher educations, they are generally inept at empathy, sympathy or diplomacy. Additionally, they rarely get laid.
In a nutshell, a snarkster is basically the result of a bitter, awkward geeky youth growing into a bitter, smug adult asshole.
One can often observe snarksters online (blogs and other social media) and immediately recognize their total disregard for anyone who doesn't agree with them, think like them or "get them".
Since a snarkster lacks originality in his/her humor, they frequently resort to insulting others with impressive vocabulary, behaving condescendingly and displaying a not-so-subtle smugness; basically feeling very pleased with themselves after they dish out their remarks to others.
While snarksters have high IQs and higher educations, they are generally inept at empathy, sympathy or diplomacy. Additionally, they rarely get laid.
In a nutshell, a snarkster is basically the result of a bitter, awkward geeky youth growing into a bitter, smug adult asshole.
Dick and Jane use irony and sarcasm on occasion. They are witty. Meanwhile, Timmy thinks that by using both all of the time, he appears cool, clever and funny. He isn't. He's just a snarkster... and an asshole.
by Buffeteria March 24, 2011
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