snarfled

to eat something so fast you don't breathe once

Dude, you just snarfled that peanut butter choclate bar so fast!

by nonyabizyo July 21, 2014

Snarkles

A gal from east troy named Bethany who happens to be very snarky.

Cool it Snarkles!

by Steven Glandsberg Perry October 20, 2008

Snarkle

A dark Elmo committed to causing despair throughout the world. Often plays vicious pranks on children, like dumping small amounts of fine sand in their beds everyday.

"Hey Joe! Why did you soak all my clothes in cow blood?"
"It wasn't me bro! It was the Snarkle!"

Other common pranks include: putting salt in the sugar containers and vice-versa, eating all your cookies without your consent, tying you to your bed while you sleep, and putting anti-freeze in your drinks so you have violent seizures followed by lack of paralysis and eventual kidney failure which almost always proves to be fatal as well as extremely painful.

by Cobra511 May 10, 2011

snarkledorf

A person so stupid that it hurts your entire nervous system

"Oh my fucking god my bones are gonna crumble shut the fuck up you snarkledorf

by ih8snarkledorfs September 14, 2021

Snarkleburger

A nickname for the vagina that was created by Craig Ferguson on The Late Late Show.

That girl's snarkleburger sure is amazing.

by Twisted160 January 30, 2012

snarklesniff

A combination of dogs circle-sniffing each other's butts. Meant to be used as an alternative for circle jerk, but was culminated into this word.

The dogs were enjoying a good snarklesniff upon meeting one another.

by AlaskaLivs January 29, 2014

Snackled

adj.adjective
1. A state of hunger so intense you are figuratively shackled by your thoughts of food and unable to think about anything until you eat

I was trying to write my paper but I got so snackled I had to go to dinner first or it never would have gotten done.

by Butter13 January 8, 2015