shargy

inspired by shaggy from scooby doo but on cocaine. can also be used to describe a friend who has gone down the path of drugs.

oh gee. micheals a real shargy!

by braindead&bucket October 17, 2020

Flargady Smarg

Flargady Smarg is the best awkward phrse that one can say. It answers every question by not answering it. It is a jiborish phrase invented for idiot by idiots in your for one's most awkward and dire situations.

Guy 1: Yo dude did you do that quantum physics Homework?

What does astro physics relate to the sall packets of energy that are quantums?

Guy 2 : Dude , honestly,Flargady Smarg.

by PookiDiazErnstGrant May 24, 2010

shnargle

something that is the TITZ.

i'm shnargle
that's shnargle
totally shnargle,y o

by shnargleface January 12, 2008

sargeant lumpington

a guy who is really cool

that gangster looks like sargeant lumpington

by j-rob mad fresh April 10, 2010

Sarge

Sarge - shortened of Sargent but means wanker.
There are two sarges in the military
massage and sausage, and if you massage the sausage, you're a wanker.

Calling a Sargent a sarge means calling him a wanker.

Recruit: Hey Sarge
Sargent: don't call me a wanker now get downn and give me 20 you twat

by ElonMusk607 September 10, 2018

gleeg snag zip

Only word known to mankind that has as much power as five hundred nuclear bombs. The mere utterance of this phrase will cause the earth to suddenly shatter, thereby destroying all life and hope of survival.

Blah 1: "Well, at least there aren't any words they can say to make the world blow up."

Cannon Blah: "..........................................Gleeg snag zip!"

*Earth shatters*

Blah 1: "Eh, I stand thoroughly corrected."

by NeonZERO January 9, 2005

Sarge

someone who excessively masturbates, to the point of genital damage

That balding geochemist in the lab across the bridge is a major Sarge

by DrSkeletor September 25, 2010