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Spaceballs

A mediocre movie with little to no humor in it whatsoever that some feeble old man made who had nothing better to do with his so called life. A cheap parody of Star Wars. Humiliates and embarrasses people everywhere who are unfortunate enough to get stuck with the last name Schwartz and also makes fun of the amazing Star Wars series. Thanks a lot Mel Brooks.
Geek 1: "Hahaha Spaceballs is so awesome, best movie ever!"
(Smarter)Geek 2: "Uh no way dude, it totally made fun of Star Wars which are the best movies ever!"
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Snaketalking

Talking behind someone's back yet refusing to confront the person they talk about.
Reed just kept snaketalking Sinclair, saying he was gay, retarded and other sorts of malarkey, until Sinclair got fed up and knocked Reed the fuck out.
by Corrupt Politician October 12, 2011
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shafeball

A variation of America's Pastime, baseball. The only alteration is that instead of there being a coach located next to first base giving instruction there is a cooler full of beer.

The rules go as follow:

1. A base runner who successfully reaches first base is required to take a beer from the cooler upon arrival to (or passing of) the base.

2. The runner has the liberty of drinking their beer at any point while they are on the base paths. They don't have to run and drink at the same time or try any particular maneuver. If there's a foul ball or a long AB, they can still drink.

2.1. (**Note: shafeball purists may limit beer to only be consumed while the ball is in play, rather than at any time. Rule #2 can be determined based on the ground rules of the shafeball field the game is played upon).

3. Said runner unable to cross home plate until said beer is finished. If a runner crosses home with beverage in their container, they are automatically ruled out. No ifs, ands, or buts.

Given the alcoholic nature of this sport it's highly recommended that it be played with whiffle balls and a whiffle ball bat in order to avoid injuries.

Some variations of shafeball may incorporate dizzy bat being performed by a batter before they swing at a pitch, but again this is a ground rule to be determined by the team's partaking in the game of shafeball.

Recommended # of innings - 5
Recommended amount of beer - 2-3 cases (anticipate having an average of at least 3 beers per player).
I went 3-4 in shafeball and now I REALLY have to pee.
by Admiral tinker August 14, 2015
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skeball

When your banging missonay style and right be for the guy cums he pulls out and uses her body like a skeeball board. Points for getting it in eyes mouth. Nips
I was banging my girl last night and skeball hit her eye twice new high score
by Babbyface bkob June 26, 2016
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spaceball 1

That big ass ship at the start of Spaceballs, the original Star Wars
"Spaceball 1... about to be jammed"
by ELuckie December 12, 2016
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Spaceballs

A movie that was kind of like Avatar about 20 years before Avatar. A group of outsiders not from a planet looking for a suitable place to settle and raise their goofy looking kids, and take all the resources from the locals.
Spaceballs was a lot more humorous than people are in real life.
by Solid Mantis May 22, 2021
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sneakerballing

We went to a great charity event last night. Open bar and loose women so you know I was sneakerballing.
by arceebee June 15, 2021
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