smurfed

when a smurf ejaculates his red semen all over you

that smurf just smurfed me in the ass bro!

by frankie smokes weed April 18, 2010

Smurfed

To loot a body before it even hits the ground.

"Damn, he smurfed the hell out of that cultist's body."

by GsoRob August 1, 2009

smurfed

(a state) To be drunk or wildly intoxicated to the point you see blue

Last night i got so smurfed i woke up in a dumpster

by Jake_ass July 1, 2005

smuffed

to be extremely tired

i am smuffed after playing for 3 hours.

by Desh, DJ January 12, 2009

Smurfed

When a smurf sneaks up on you and bites you on you're neck.
That's how you get smurfed.

Johnny got smurfed yesterday while trotting through the wilderness.

by rockstar12345678 April 13, 2011

Smurfed

You got wreck or destroyed in a game (usually associated with multiplayer) and lower their reputation to a smurfs height.

Faggot COD Noob: " Man you see that guy he got destroyed"
Mate of the noob: " Yeah he got smurfed"

by MajorPHAT April 20, 2017

Smurfed

When someone sings part of a song and it gets stuck in your head

Bitch you’ve been smurfed

by Deez nuttzzzzz March 15, 2018