cock smooch

One who smooches cock. Usually used as an insult

Shutup you little cocksmooch!

by Aidyn April 12, 2005

Poon Smooch

When eating out a girl its the slobber/vagina juice that gets smeared on your face that you have to whipe off when your done.

DUDE! you should have seen it, brian's face was caked in poon smooch from that fat chick.

by Adam Handy April 29, 2007

cooch smooch

when a female smears bright pink lipstick all over her meatflaps, then smacks a big wet kiss on a man's cheek, leaving lipmarks.

hey, this kinky bitch gave me a cooch smooch last night. afterwards my buddies thought i just got a wet kiss from my grandma.

by dizzle pie June 28, 2005

cock smooch

An insult usually used toward men. Implies homosexual activity.

Hey you cock smooch! You stay the hell out of my laundry!

by Chloedog December 13, 2003

Cooch Smooch

The female equivalent of "tea bagging".

I.E. - Celebratory Crouching

That female Spartan just cooch smooched my face!

by biomed_queen September 29, 2010

slavic smooch

The act of biting ones lips until they start bleading, while then continuing to suck the blood and lick the former's face and neck

Look at Jake's lips, he went abroad and came back with a slavic smooch!

by Sokodik May 25, 2019

Gouche Smooch

1. To passionately kiss the gouche-ular region.

2. A modern form of payment, roughly half the value of a blow jibber.

1. I got this crazy tingly sensation when she gave me a gouche smooch.

2. So I rear ended this dude's car, and he comes out saying he won't call the insurance company if I give him a blow job. But after I pointed out the lack of damage to his bumper, we settled on a gouche smooch.

by bangbangnibba November 7, 2016