"I'll call you tonight and we can smone"
"All you did on this whole vacation was smone with your boyfriend!" Hilary exclaimed to her sister with a high opinon.
"All you did on this whole vacation was smone with your boyfriend!" Hilary exclaimed to her sister with a high opinon.
by Corey and Ellen October 3, 2008
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hot guy: "that chick i hooked up with at the club was so fine. I don't remember her name but she was definitely a Shontal."
by hallobestfriendd95 September 5, 2010
Get the Shontal mug.smooth and soft = smoft
–verb (used with object)
1. to put your mouth on a smooth and soft surface of the body such as stomach or butt with no hair, create an airtight seal with the mouth, then blow to emit a juicy fart sound
2. to punish by putting your mouth on someone's smooth and soft stomach and blowing to make him uncomfortable and laugh
–noun
3. an act or instance of smofting
-noun phrase
4. butt smoft, an act of smofting on someone's bare ass
–verb (used with object)
1. to put your mouth on a smooth and soft surface of the body such as stomach or butt with no hair, create an airtight seal with the mouth, then blow to emit a juicy fart sound
2. to punish by putting your mouth on someone's smooth and soft stomach and blowing to make him uncomfortable and laugh
–noun
3. an act or instance of smofting
-noun phrase
4. butt smoft, an act of smofting on someone's bare ass
Guy 1: It's time for your smoft. lift up your shirt
Person A: i'm going to smoft you 8 times
Person B: you are so gay
*guy is lying on the bed with his shorts pulled down to just below his waist, showing his bare ass*
Guy 2: Wow, it's a full moon tonight, time to butt smoft you
Person A: i'm going to smoft you 8 times
Person B: you are so gay
*guy is lying on the bed with his shorts pulled down to just below his waist, showing his bare ass*
Guy 2: Wow, it's a full moon tonight, time to butt smoft you
by batrider March 31, 2011
Get the smoft mug.The act of intentionally consuming foods containing high quantities of fructose and lactose periodically throughout autumn so that you become notably gaseous, then later season when you engage in passive anal sex with either your partner or someone with about a 10 inch (25 cm) phallus who will willingly participate, you fart as hard as you can while squeezing your anus to make an airtight seal, (the pressure forcing a large gas bubble to erupt into the man’s urethra) then quickly pushing the entire length of his phallus out and glueing the tip of the urethra shut, after which waiting for at least one month, poking a hole in the base of his ureters (accessed through the lower back) every few days to allow for the drainage of urine, then with the completion of one month, having the man slide his penis back into your anus, the sensation of tight genital friction along with the built up sperm pressure causing the seal to instantly pop off, reinflating your anal cavity. This introduces the bacterial culture which has been festering in the man’s penis, enriching your internal microbiome if ever you fall ill during winter and take antibiotics for a prolonged period of time.
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Sam "Hey you okay, you look a bit pissed off"
Ben "That guy that sold me those E's, they weren't E's. I've been Sminted"
Ben "That guy that sold me those E's, they weren't E's. I've been Sminted"
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