Sminja

A person who against superior numbers always considers himself right .

"You've all misheard me" - Thats a Sminja

by Nodders July 28, 2003

smingey

An unpleasant, probably brown, probably smelly, probably sticky object, coating, food or person.

Originates from television series 'Men Behaving Badly' in which writer Simon Nye wanted to introduce a word into the language (as Red Dwarf had done with smeg) but failed miserably.

"It was cooked in a smingey sauce"

"I looked behind the sofa and whatever had fallen down the back had gone all smingey"

by Gav MR May 13, 2005

smoif

Smurf with a New York accent.

Wanna watch the smoifs taday.

by deadbolt May 29, 2005

sminks

Beyond stinky or smelly, a putrid stench.

This cat sminks.
Sminky cat, what have they been feeding you?

by star_trance January 5, 2006

Sminting

The act of intentionally consuming foods containing high quantities of fructose and lactose periodically throughout autumn so that you become notably gaseous, then later season when you engage in passive anal sex with either your partner or someone with about a 10 inch (25 cm) phallus who will willingly participate, you fart as hard as you can while squeezing your anus to make an airtight seal, (the pressure forcing a large gas bubble to erupt into the man’s urethra) then quickly pushing the entire length of his phallus out and glueing the tip of the urethra shut, after which waiting for at least one month, poking a hole in the base of his ureters (accessed through the lower back) every few days to allow for the drainage of urine, then with the completion of one month, having the man slide his penis back into your anus, the sensation of tight genital friction along with the built up sperm pressure causing the seal to instantly pop off, reinflating your anal cavity. This introduces the bacterial culture which has been festering in the man’s penis, enriching your internal microbiome if ever you fall ill during winter and take antibiotics for a prolonged period of time.

My husband and I took up sminting on account of my seasonal sinus infection, what a lad!

by Resicoi December 25, 2018

shoink

To pirate, plunder or pilfer any item that you please. It works best when the person who you happen to be taking this object from is unaware of your presence or your intentions.

*Better watch out or I might shoink your big screen T.V..

by LoLa October 30, 2004

smince

When a women gets suddenly turned on and feels a quick, unexpected, enjoyable tingle in her pussy; smile and wince. Similar to butterflies in the stomach, but in the genitals.

When his hand touched mine, it made me smince.

by bbdevil January 12, 2005