smog whisperer

someone who drives a gas guzzling car and is so super obsessed with it, that you can tell just by how they talk.

girl #1: yeah my boyfriend owns a hummer, did u know that? awww soooooo dreamy!
girl #2: everyone knows that, he's such a smog whisperer! how could you like a guy like that?

by superatlasman September 28, 2009

Smog Donkey

Noun: A person from Wollongong.

Davo is a Smog Donkey

by Dregs February 24, 2004

smog day

A day when schools close because of smog or air pollution.

I'm so excited! The government just declared tomorrow a smog day! I'm going to play video games all day!

by Don'tKillBill January 30, 2019

Smog Log

A greasy turd.

Example:
"Dude, I ate so many Slim Jims. It was a whole Smog Log.

I took a fat Smog Log

by JustaStoner January 13, 2020

smog on the hog

Slang for an instance in which flatulence occurs upon the male genitalia, typically during sexual intercourse.

"Dude, I hooked up with Jessica last night."
"Right after the bean-eating contest?"
"Yeah bro, there was a lotta smog on the hog."

by BenjaminOneGraves April 26, 2022

Smog'N'Balls

The act of hitting a vape then blowing off a male causing the smoke to roll around his shaft.

"Damn I gave him the ol' Smog'N'Balls

by Quorothon May 6, 2022

Smog'd Rocket

The act of blowing a vape cloud out and around a males genitalia via oral intercourse

I gave him a good ol' Smog'd Rocket

by Quorothon May 6, 2022