Smodnoc

Condoms spelled backwards.

If you don't want others around knowing you are saying condoms, say smodnoc.

by Bethakat February 11, 2010

smoage

smoage bitch. I don't what it means but it's a word, got all the right vowels n shit. Use it wisely!

FUCKING wordJOFE/word SMOAGE!!

by TheGuy September 5, 2003

smodor

adj. the odor that smokers carry

Mr. Mizzler has a strong smodor when he leaves the dorm room.

by phil clark <KapitolP> January 29, 2004

smokaine

smokable cocaine aka; crack cocaine

flying that plane, high on smokaine

by goregasm423 May 5, 2010

smodding

The art of simultaneously fake smiling and nodding when asked to perform a task that you consider to be unnecessary, counter productive, or excessive, and you know that management won't listen to your valid viewpoint.

Not generally used in a sentence. It's just a slow deliberate motion to resign yourself to the futility of trying to be innovative in a bureaucratic system.

Manager -"Hey Jim, the paper we use isn't made in an environmentally friendly way, can you destroy it all and order 'green' paper"
Jim- (Smodding)

by Zamial March 26, 2017

SMDAB

1. Suck my dick and balls

lol smdab!

by bikboiyu September 13, 2018

Smoal

was used at Red vs Blue Christmas Special 2004

"F*** no! Do you know how much coal costs?! Like $5 a ton! I'm not spending that on losers like you. You're all getting lumps of Smoal."
"Whats Smoal??"
"Something like Coal but doesnt make any heat only smoke"
"What??? How that doesnt make heat?"
"Fuck do i know!?"

"Tucker, isn't Christmas the season of giving...holy shit Blue Santa!"

by Cole January 4, 2005