Smocking Gun

The weapon of choice when smooting holes in your ability to communicate clearly

The lack of clarity in his smocking gun comments left many wondering "wtf is talking about?"

by The 2112 Hollilama December 11, 2018

cock smock

Another word for a condom or similar penile protection devices.

B.Turek-"Hey I gotta pretty hot date tonight with that girl from the hospital."

J.Causey-"Shit man that sounds like a industrial-jungle-pussy-punk of a good time, but you got protection?"

B.Turek-"No worries man, I got my cock smock."

by Dan Bejarano August 8, 2006

fart smock

The act of cupping one's fart and throwing it in another person's face.

I love fart smocking my boyfriend while he's playing video games.

by Smerv May 17, 2014

smocking gun

Similar to a T-shirt cannon, except that it fires smocks and aprons.

Tammy Lariat used a smocking gun to distribute smocks and aprons to the crowds in the stands.

by wendue December 10, 2018

Cum smock

The shirt used to clean up semen after masturbation

Dude! Wash your cum smock

by Meatmaster78 January 1, 2017

cock smock

a condom

She wasn't on the pill, so I had to wrap on a cock smock.

by jmels8047 June 8, 2014

Smack Smock

A cheap check patterned flannelete shirt, otherwise known as a "druggie shirt" or "lumberjack shirt".

Hey! I'm not going with you if you're gonna wear your smack smock. Put on something nice, like this cashmire sweater

by giblet Blithe October 13, 2010