Team Smotherage

phenomena in TV news when a station has multiple reporters all assigned to the same story and promotes it as "team coverage" when the story really isn't significant enough to merit that much coverage.

"...we have live team coverage of Paris Hilton's wild night on the town..." (team smotherage)

"Gas prices continue to climb...so how are drivers coping? We have live team coverage...reporter Joe Fancy is at a Chevron station, Linda Pretty is right across the street from Joe at an Exxon station with motorists there, and Amanda Perky is across town at another service station. We'll start with Joe..." (team smotherage)

Tease: "Rain in the forecast...we'll have live team coverage of this approaching summer storm."

by TallBoyLA August 17, 2006

Dirty Smithers

To insert your member into an anus in an effort to completely cover it in faeces, to then rub said faeces on your own stomach or that of your partner.

"Dom gave himself one hell of a Dirty Smithers."

by Gary Beard April 5, 2012

smithery

witty comment synonymous to K, KK, or KKKKKKK (etc.); it is also a popular female name

KKKKKKKKKK smithery. OR. haha you just got smithered. OR. Smithery. OR. Hello Smithery.

by SMITHERTASTIC July 10, 2012

slitherati

Any group of mainly landborne animal or reptile, moving without feet.
Snakes, etc

The National Zoo has a large selection of slitherati on view.

by Gadget King January 20, 2011

smitherladle

The feeling of sadness that comes after a rejection from a crush or person you have feelings for. The sadness which accompanies rejection.

"I asked out John yesterday, and he handed me a smitherladle."
"Sorry man, can't come out today, feeling that smitherladle."

by KnowledgeBoi June 10, 2018

Smithery

the action of an individual, deliberately causing (often significant) discomfort or upset to someone (known to him or otherwise), most likely resulting in him making an unjust gain at the expense of someone else.

INFORMAL – unashamed swindling or mugging off.

That guy lying on the couch over there has had an empty glass for ages. As soon as I went to get a fresh beer he said "hey mate, are you going to the fridge?" pointing at his glass. It was a classic smithery.

by willtaylor07 June 30, 2019

smithering

When you suck up to the group that is mistreating your own group by making fun of your group.

That nerd was totally smithering to the jocks by making fun of Star Trek.

Gay pundit Milo Yiannopoulos gained notoriety by smithering to the right wing media about feminists, even though they were also anti-gay.

by spackle2020 August 19, 2020