Smite

to kick the living crap, and in some cases kill someone. mostly done in a medieval way.

i will go to smite someone.

by rockstar4 July 10, 2010

suited

overly happy or geeked .

i was SUITED when he said he loved me .

my birthday in 4 months im SUITED . ☺️

by 😁😁😁‼️ February 10, 2019

Jack king off suited

1. An good hand in poker A jack and a king, not in the same suit. May be used to go all in.

2. When all alone at home, one puts on a suit and jacks off. Usually to porn.

1.
pokerguy1-I'm all in
pokerguy2-I call
pokerguy1-What you got
pokerguy2-Jack King off suited
pokerhuy1-SHIT

2.someone- Hey what you doin today?
someoneelse- O not much just Jack King off suited
someone- Your sick get the fuck away from me.

by John Green November 29, 2005

suited and booted

All dressed up, most likely in a purple suit, purple shoes, purple hat, big shades, rolly bling, bling teeth, and cane.

"Get suited and buited, homey, 'cause we fixin to hit da club and check out da shorties."

by Kevin Brown March 31, 2003

Suited

The act of getting high, usually referenced to smoking Kind Bud.

Shit, I got suited before I came over.

by Remmy Red September 8, 2005

Smithed

A sexual act named after the mormon God Joseph Smith. To Smith on ones partner is the christian equivalent to the pull and pray method or to skeeton in African American slang.

I'm not ready for kid number 13 so when I was ready I pulled out and Smithed all over her back.

by Lakers12242003 March 20, 2009

Suited and booted

Dressed smartly

"... the chairman was wearing a suit and tie and Elaine was suited and booted in a dress, heels, the whole nine yards."

by Norbix9 December 11, 2018