gas station milkshake

The delicious and rich drink comprised of residual breast milk from the baby changing station in a gas station bathroom and a half-pint of ice cream. Scrumptious!

I only had $3 so I got a gas station milkshake. That shit slaps.

by BunNSleepBag July 12, 2020

Middleton Milkshake

A "sexual" act which begins with a lady defecating into a glass of freshly collected breastmilk. This mixture is then stirred with a penis and used as lubricant for penetration. The mixture is usually simultaneously poured onto the partner's head and chest

I doubt very seriously that Dairy Queen will consider offering Middleton Milkshakes.

by Ohio Stanley January 21, 2009

Georgian milkshake

When you have eaten a mass amount of Gluten and Vitamin D-3, causing your jizz to become somewhat chunky like a milkshake. Recommended for oral sex and cum shots.

Hey Shaniqwa, I was fucking Steve and he Georgian milkshaked all over my face!

I love Georgian milkshakes, it's like a sexual treat!

by DylanTheCreator May 3, 2013

Blueberry Milkshake

Blueberry Millshake happens when a woman shoves a handful of blueberries up her vagina, then proceeds to have vaginal sex with an unknowing male participant. After the guy realize the vagina doesn't feel like a normal vagina, He doesn't care and keeps going until he blows his load inside her. Once he pulls out the woman pushes the jizz and blueberry mixture out, only to be forced to drink it through a straw by the guy.

Some bitch tried to pull that blueberry surprise shit on me and i wasn't having it so i gave her that blueberry milkshake instead.

by Aran714 December 10, 2009

Milkshake burn

When you burn your penis so you get your female partner to put milk in her mouth and depthroat until burning sensation had disappeared

Damn baby it happened again can you give me another milkshake burn

by Uber Zuber November 13, 2017

Strawberry Milkshake

You poke a hole with a sharp pin in the side of the man's penis and block the main urethral hole with tape. Then when you are about to cum, you cum in your partners mouth with the pin hole and out comes a mix of cum and blood.

Man, my dick still hurts after yesterday she had me perform the strawberry milkshake.

Dude that's hilarious.

by stoplookingkeepreading February 19, 2023

La La Milkshake

A term used for the double feature "La La Land" directed by Damien Chazelle and "Space Milkshake" directed by Armen Evernsel (he is the best director of all time and deserves recognition)

"Hey babe you want to watch La La Milkshake?"

"Yes of course have sex with me NOW!"

by Bad Ass Creature August 2, 2023