smell phone

1. a cell phone that you accidentally drop in the toilet. Occasionally the phone will still be functional after it's dried off or taken in to get repaired and the owner will say "fuck it" and continue to use it even though it's been in a smelly toilet. How do we know if the phone has been in a toilet? Your Facebook status states: Drunkidiot dropped her phone in the toilet :(
2. a cell phone that smells like shit for some other reason

- Yo dude I dropped my phone in the toilet and it still works!!! Use it to call your parents to tell them you're gay!
- Fuck you assfuck and get that smell phone away from me


- Why does my phone smell like shit?
- I don't know but shove that smell phone up your ass where it belongs

by Olof Carmody March 11, 2009

duke smellington

A bowel movement that is turgid and will not break down during the initial flush. The duke lingers in the toilet bowl unbeknownst to the flusher, leaving a pungent odor that occupies the entire bathroom and possibly spreads to other rooms if not discovered in time.

The afterbirth of Dave's unattended duke smellington choked my senses.

by laugh n slap March 2, 2011

Fat Smell

The permeating aroma that tends to smell of sweat, arm pits and ass that surrounds an overweight person.

We were all crammed on the bus and I almost threw up from the fat smell coming off the lady standing next to me.

Man did you forget to take a shower or is that just your fat smell?

by TheDeathParade May 14, 2012

Smell yo dick

(v.) 1. to call into question another's fidelity 2. an investigative method using the olfactory system to determine if a boyfriend has been with another woman

Girlfriend: "Where you been? You know what time it is, fool?"

Boyfriend: "Chill, I was out with the fellas!"

Girlfriend: "Ah-uh, fool! You were out with bitches, weren't you? Let me smell yo dick!"

by Noam Chumpsky April 27, 2008

peussie smell

a smell that comes from any object with the color of purpulish/brown, or brownish/purple. Originating from the word 'puce' and meaning something downright nasty in look and smell. If an object has a peussie smell, then it's best not to eat it.

During the performance at the opera, I notice a woman looking very uncomfortable and having that peussie smell. She departed before the final curtain and ran to the ladies room! She even looked like Princess Peussie.

by Kurt Steinberg December 28, 2007

Tomboy smell

A girl who smells like any combination of sweat , bleach , carbonated soda , sweets or anything dirty because their into more than just the typical girly regime

Dude what happened to your sister , she's got a serious case of tomboy smell , I know that's why I like her

by Faithmoriahfaith May 15, 2016

Buffet Smell

The irrepressible musk that hangs heavy in the air around a buffet table, a pungent odour composed primarily of suitably aired scotch eggs, essentially meatless sausage rolls, pies of indiscernible filling, crisps inexplicably spread across a paper plate and cups of sugarless carbonated fruited pop, usually cherry flavoured. Can cause nausea, particularly when hungover.

'Jesus, I just got hit with the buffet smell when I walked in, I think I have to leave'

'What's with the rancid buffet smell in here?'

'Ian, can you eat your scotch eggs, sausage rolls and pickle pork pie somewhere else? It smells like a buffet in here.'

by ianettegubbins July 18, 2012