SMEG

(n) Acronym.

1. Social Media Expert Guru.

2. Social media professional, advocate or evangelist, particularly one that tweets, blogs or attends social media related events/conferences

3. A self-declared expert in the emergent world of social media, as evinced by their exciting PowerPoint presentations and super-slick videos using the latest in motion graphics, Really Big Numbers(tm), and that Fatboy Slim "Right here / right now" song.

1. "Is it ethical for a #smeg to delete a #smeg worthy tweet because it makes them look like a dickhead?"

2. "As a good little social media expert, I just snaffled it for myself."

by agronnymous July 15, 2010

smegged

The action feeling your sweaty scrotom and then slapping a friend in the face.

Argh m8, you stuck your tongue out when you got smegged!

by t0m3x May 20, 2004

smeg

The shortened version of the word "smegma", which is defined as: coagulated semen surrounding the end of the penis; also found in the hair of high schoolers

Dude, I just yanked off a huge crusty piece of smeg; lets put it in that kid's pizza!

by Paccali November 12, 2002

smeg

True that this word originates from Red Dwarf, however Smeg was the name given to the 'living' organism that grew in his scuzzy mug

Rimmer is a smeghead :-)

by Lavalova February 3, 2007

smeg

the word used to censor swear words on www.Bushtarion.com

Hey lets atack Id# 1581
no you smeg head thats me!

by Fish May 29, 2004

smegging

The action of rubbing your smegma on a woman during oral intercourse.

"That chick is a slut......I think I'm gonna do some smegging on her."

by Jayslay14 December 16, 2008

smeg

A Brand of cooking implements

cheese grater, washing machines...

by Anonymous November 12, 2002