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Anti-swearword shamelessly stolen from Red Dwarf. Mostly used by those who are British. It technically means sperm, but, like many swear words, it's used for many other things.
Smeg head.
What the smeg are you doing?!
I've got a smeggy bell.
by Maplin January 20, 2005
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1. To be sexually and emotionally attracted to both genders.

2. A fad. Many girls, especially teenage girls, say they're bisexual because they somehow think it makes them cool.
Not only do I like Charlotte, I also like Charlie.
OMG!!!1 I'm BISEXUAL!!!!!1 LOOOK AT ME!!!!!
by Maplin July 15, 2005
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