The most uncomfortable thing a woman experiences in her lifetime. Medical examination of the nether regions.
by thetoffeechick July 17, 2014
Get the smear test mug.When girls wear mascara or eye liner that is not water-proof and then they just can't handle all the drama anymore. Next thing you know, they are bawling, their makeup is running...you get where this is going right?
Britney: OMG! My ex-BF just fucking hooked up with my ex-BFF. Emphasis on the ex.
Kelly: C'mon gurlll. They're not worth your smear tears.
Kelly: C'mon gurlll. They're not worth your smear tears.
by iK3A September 30, 2011
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by Sean da Paul October 29, 2010
Get the smear your gear mug.Well known homophobic recess game in which the person with the ball ("the queer") runs away from everyone else, who do their best to tackle their friend and become the new "queer." Game is known for having a title that rhymes.
by T-Dog jenkins February 20, 2005
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Note: While often thought of as a "boy's game" I personally have seen girls playing Smear the Queer, though I don't recall ever seeing a co-ed game; which really just hightens the feel of homoerotisism.
Note: While often thought of as a "boy's game" I personally have seen girls playing Smear the Queer, though I don't recall ever seeing a co-ed game; which really just hightens the feel of homoerotisism.
by hbgnmsjyhgfgdxf January 11, 2009
Get the Smear the Queer mug.(1) A term coined by Sargon of akkad Carl Benjamin As a response to him defending his rape comments
(2) Any person who gets notification gain by remarking are talking about people whether it be a negative or positive way ( i.e Gossip Blogger Paparazzi News Reporter)
(2) Any person who gets notification gain by remarking are talking about people whether it be a negative or positive way ( i.e Gossip Blogger Paparazzi News Reporter)
by EmJayee June 2, 2019
Get the Smear Merchants mug.Ransid toilet durge. Often the consequence of 2 or more pints of Guiness. A form of crusted shit stain that lies witness to the previous passing log, often on the right side of the pan. Has been known to even 'splashback' to the rim block, but this is only possible with uncanny skill. Most often left for all flatmates to admire in full glory.
by Bell April 27, 2004
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