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smear test

The most uncomfortable thing a woman experiences in her lifetime. Medical examination of the nether regions.
Sophie: I went for a smear test today.
Tina: I feel so sorry for you!
by thetoffeechick July 17, 2014
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Smear Tears

When girls wear mascara or eye liner that is not water-proof and then they just can't handle all the drama anymore. Next thing you know, they are bawling, their makeup is running...you get where this is going right?
Britney: OMG! My ex-BF just fucking hooked up with my ex-BFF. Emphasis on the ex.

Kelly: C'mon gurlll. They're not worth your smear tears.
by iK3A September 30, 2011
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smear your gear

Simple phrase for a girl wanting to fuck the shit out of a guy.
Dude, she totally wants to smear your gear!

I'm pretty sure she wants to smear your gear, brah!
by Sean da Paul October 29, 2010
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smear the queer

Well known homophobic recess game in which the person with the ball ("the queer") runs away from everyone else, who do their best to tackle their friend and become the new "queer." Game is known for having a title that rhymes.
It's Fifth Grade, Let's play Smear the Queer!
by T-Dog jenkins February 20, 2005
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Smear the Queer

A homophobic (though not always overtly so) name for a rather homoerotic game.
Example: Billy didn't mind being the queer, in fact he enjoyed being dogpiled by the other boys.

Note: While often thought of as a "boy's game" I personally have seen girls playing Smear the Queer, though I don't recall ever seeing a co-ed game; which really just hightens the feel of homoerotisism.
by hbgnmsjyhgfgdxf January 11, 2009
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Smear Merchants

(1) A term coined by Sargon of akkad Carl Benjamin As a response to him defending his rape comments

(2) Any person who gets notification gain by remarking are talking about people whether it be a negative or positive way ( i.e Gossip Blogger Paparazzi News Reporter)
Gawker is full of a bunch a smear merchants
by EmJayee June 2, 2019
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Smear Up

Ransid toilet durge. Often the consequence of 2 or more pints of Guiness. A form of crusted shit stain that lies witness to the previous passing log, often on the right side of the pan. Has been known to even 'splashback' to the rim block, but this is only possible with uncanny skill. Most often left for all flatmates to admire in full glory.
Fuck me, i cant even shift that with an elephant piss.
by Bell April 27, 2004
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