combines "sarcasm" and "retard" into a single word to describe someone who's incompetent with sarcasm.
I was talking to this fugly chick in psychology the other day, and she wasn't understanding my sarcasm. I think she is a sartard.
by MFJ,B April 6, 2010
Get the sartard mug.Commonly used to describe vacation photos of fat people, who in turn, look retarded. Picture examples would be holding a starfish ( the 'star' in star tard ), basking in the sun or just taking up half the beach.
" hey man, have you checked out andrew roberts profile pic lately? "
" omg yeah, he looks like such a flaming startard "
" doucher. "
" omg yeah, he looks like such a flaming startard "
" doucher. "
by TopHatVIP_69 May 2, 2009
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a sex move that involves driving a smart car over a woman's hips somehow making their genitalia tighter and then inserting the penis into the vagina
by c fizzleee December 3, 2010
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P2: I'm just smartarded. I rigged a clicker out of rubber bands a roll gear ramp, and a pointer. Placed the it over my mouse pad on my lap top and it just kept clicking publish for me so I could go pick some one up.
P1: How did you know what should be published.
P2: Christ do you see what's on this site. People have a voice no matter what that is and they pretty much let it fly here;) It can always be fixed later with the right effort.
P1: Your a tard
P2: Learned from the best smartassains in the world.
P2: I'm just smartarded. I rigged a clicker out of rubber bands a roll gear ramp, and a pointer. Placed the it over my mouse pad on my lap top and it just kept clicking publish for me so I could go pick some one up.
P1: How did you know what should be published.
P2: Christ do you see what's on this site. People have a voice no matter what that is and they pretty much let it fly here;) It can always be fixed later with the right effort.
P1: Your a tard
P2: Learned from the best smartassains in the world.
by SparkyKGienie April 20, 2010
Get the Smartarded mug.when you can be smart, but make retarded remarks that have people wondering if your game in smarts is really that big or if you're just playin'.
when someone names the obvious.
when someone names the obvious.
Joe: I want an apple.
Bob: That sounds good. Did you know that apples grow on trees?
Joe: Boi you're smarttarded.
Bob: That sounds good. Did you know that apples grow on trees?
Joe: Boi you're smarttarded.
by lulu0725 November 8, 2017
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