On December 10th it’s roast your tallest friend day. So why not get them back all day on December 11th you get to roast them all day.
Tall friend: I’m gonna get back at you from yesterday
Small friend: really how? I bet you can’t
Tall friend ya well guess what day it is
Small friend: what day is it. oh no
Tall friend: The 11th that means....
Small friend: ya ya roast your smallest friend day
Small friend: really how? I bet you can’t
Tall friend ya well guess what day it is
Small friend: what day is it. oh no
Tall friend: The 11th that means....
Small friend: ya ya roast your smallest friend day
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Other guy- No, not so fast, mine is smaller buddy, I'm not giving you this one.
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Asian guy- There is no ice, no acupuncture, and its not a trick, I get prize for smallest penis contest!
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