shmagic

shmagic is a word used to say magic but more funkyfully

u shmagical beast
you look so shmagic!
thats so shmagic
you look shmagicfull!

by magic mushroom muncher December 13, 2006

smaginshoting

Pronouced "sna-gin-shot-ing"
A sport which consistists of knitting and throwing a ball made of wool at your worst enemy. (It is rule that your opponent HAS to be your worst enemy)
The first person to knock the other over wins.

Bro that game of smaginshoting was INSANE!
Yeah, that Megalo Chad totally destroyed Harvey Balls!

by for40+yroldstrynalearninternet August 8, 2022

smajic

1. Adjective; The beautiful flow, formation and movement of clouds and how they form. It is the observation of how wind and water vapour work together to move and create an inquisitive illusion in the sky. (formation of clouds)

2. Noun; The state of wonder and fascination for life itself and the ebb of precious moments from

the present time, as it can never be controlled or manipulated in the future. (The fascination of present moments)

1. 'She looked up and smiled, the clouds were a smajic.'

2. 'She was in a total state smajic when she saw the elegant garden rose.'

by Anonymous cloud August 10, 2023

sagick

A slur for people in general; it is an insult which can be taken lighthearted or offensive to the general public.

sagicks; plural form

Sagicks are always the problem!
Get back here you sagick!

by tee.ky March 5, 2024

Jimmy's magic patch

Describes a fabric patch with mismatched patterns that's been sewn onto damaged fabric to fix the clothing. British WW2 slang named after a comic strip called "Jimmy and his Magic Patch" that appeared in The Beano in 1944, a story about a schoolboy who frequently time-traveled by accident thanks to a patch sewn on the back of his school trousers.

My jacket's right elbow ripped, but luckily, I sewed it up with Jimmy's magic patch.

by animalhairlinejonson September 22, 2021

Jack's Magic Beanstalk

An erect penis. Made famous by Jonathon Moxon in Varsity Blues.

Friend 1: I wonder what another word for an erection is?

Friend 2: How about Jack's Magic Beanstalk?

by !@Nn34 March 3, 2022

Juan's Magic Trick

Juan's Magic Trick is when you and your partner (preferable male) shove a whole jar of Ragu into your asshole. After 2 1/2 minutes the jar will evaporate. Make sure to plug up your asshole so none of the Ragu falls out then get your partner and open up his foreskin. You need to pull out the butt plug and let the Ragu pour into his foreskin. After that tie up your partners foreskin for 3 weeks and then once you untie it the Ragu will be gone

Person 1: "Hey do you wanna do Juan's Magic Trick."
Person 2: "No what the fuck is wrong with you"

by Ragu God October 16, 2022