Shitfaced

Meaning of getting shitfaced is to drink until one becomes blackout drunk
which probably also means they're awesome to the n’th degree.

Some side effects which may occur are huge blank spots in ones memories, feeling like you want to puke your guts out, cringing at the thought of alcohol, the inability to think coherently and to sum things up, pure awesomeness.

Bob: Yo man.. I was freaken shitfaced.. what happened last night?
Joe: Yeah, you puked just about everywhere... you sure didn’t hold back last night buddy.

Bob: Ugh.. hold on a minute -pukes in Joe’s shoes-
Joe: Well okay now you puked EVERYWHERE. That’s pretty grody –pulls out a beer- Want one?
Bob: -cringes at the thought of alcohol-
Joe: Guess not. –crakes it open and takes a sip-

by JiggzAT March 17, 2010

smutface

Expressing distaste for someone's appearance, or attitude. Someone who constantly has their nose in some sort of smutty periodical.

"Maureen is a smutface"

by SmutBurger July 11, 2006

Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded

The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.

Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.

by RJ Wells December 12, 2006

slutface

Many definitions of the term "slutface" mistakenly use slutface synonymously with other terms commonly ascribed for a, what can be generally considered, "loose" woman. But slutface is a title earned for the dame who does more than frequently spread her legs wide open. "Slutface" is certainly used as a worse insult in comparison to the usual "slut."
The phrase that captures the essence of slutface best is
"she takes it in the face."

For those who have differentiated between the common slut and this more particular "slutface" --by recognizing that the "face" portion of the term does, indeed, hold special meaning setting it apart from the normal heap of slut terms--good job.

But one must be careful in the execution and interpretation of this term that she understands the severity of the action, which we can safely describe in verb form as "slutfacing." One can draw from the snideness in which the insult is delivered that slutfacing is not merely giving head.

To be frank, a slutface, who likes slutfacing, is a dame who likes to get face fucked. And this is highly different intensity and psychological state of mind than the typical head giver.

This term should not be used lightly, with the one exception as a term of endearment between the closest of close friends.

"oh, we all know she takes it in the face. slutface."

by Iggii January 19, 2009

slutface

someone with a face which is slutty. Someone who is a real slut. Someone who has a real face.

Man, don't be such a slut face.

by Dre March 27, 2003

Sluttfaced Whore

1. A whore who denies their sexual experiences & claims to be a virgin.
2. A dumb bitch who everyone dislikes.

I wish the "Sluttfaced Whore" emma would just go do what she does best and go suck a nut.

by pokemonkiddneekee March 8, 2009

Shitfaced Tuesday

A night of wearing suits and drinking too much, normally at the University of Liverpool, in Dale A.

ah its monday you know what that means

"Shitfaced Tuesday" is tomorrow!

by Mhannam812 July 26, 2010