racial slur

A derogatory nick-name generally used when talking shit about people from a specific race

"Damn beaners Mexicans didn't mow the grass yesterday"
"Porch monkeys Blacks love fried chicken!"
"Did you see them honkey White kids playing hop-scotch?"
"Fuckin towel heads Arabs blew up the WTC!"

These are all racial slurs

by Noble May 19, 2006

shurfing

A combination of the words shit and surfing. Browsing the internet and dropping a load at the same time. (wireless internet recommended)

"After a big meal I like to like to relax and do some shurfing on ebay."

by brian ware September 22, 2007

Slurkey

Is when defining something very sleek or appealing to the eye. Also meaning when talking about something that your very infatuated with.

Man there is some fine slurkey in this club right now.

by Jrooo CSD September 8, 2010

Slurman

The language spoken by those too drunk to speak a normal language.

Frank: "Heyzuguysensomblegook? *hiccup*"

Jeff (to Dave): What the hell is wrong with Frank?

Dave: Ah he's been drinking since 9 am, and now he's speaking Slurman.

by poetinspired June 22, 2010

Scurfball

A Scurfball is defined as a person who hasn't washed their hair in weeks, smokes 2 packs of cigarettes daily, has missing teeth and drinks two 12 packs of beer a day. Every other word is "fuck this" and "fuck that" and their breath smells like the inside of an asshole. A Scurfball consumes large quantities of McDonalds food and does not brush their teeth ever. They have large beer guts and are most likely hardcore Nascar fans.

"Bertha, when are them-there fucking cheese fries gonna be fucking done?! I've been waiting for those motha fuckers for an hour, bitch! My beers running out, my cigs are runnin’ low and I can't be waitin' around any fuckin' longer. I've got some Nascar to be watchin!"....."Harry, you and your fucking Nascar! Why don't you go take a shower and wash that dirty fucking hair, you dumb fucking scurfball!

by cheezy macaroni June 1, 2011

Slurage

Slurage: The act of grammatical laziness causing one to inconsistently add and/or subtract letters from a word creating a sometimes more efficient figure of speech. In the construction of a Slurage one will find the possibilities to be as endless, dangerous, amusing, witty, ugly, random, and will come to realize that the benefits of their Slurage to mankind are not only minimal but are as non-existent as the leprechaun in Alabama.

EX: A worthless potato may choose to mash the words those and were together giving water birth to the new slurage - Twer.

Bruce Springsteen Slurage: "Twer the glory days."

Bryan Adams Summer of '69 Slurage: "Twer the best days of my life."

Hillbilly pip-squeak slurage: "Twer mine!!!"

by Bildog October 12, 2011

slurkyburk

When 2 dicks are forced into an anus. usually in prison.

Damn bro my jail sentence starts tomorrow, I don't think my rectum is ready to be slurkyburked

by Rob snider November 30, 2015