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Slop Job

When a girl is over salivating while she sucks a guy off and then it gets really sloppy really fast, talk about a shitty clean up.
Guy #1: "MAN! Last night I got the sloppiest free slop job!"

Guy #2: "Well what do you expect? It's a FREE slop job!"
by MOstner7 January 21, 2015
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Slipslits

The act of two females rubbing their vaginas together in a scissor motion to form a unique slippery bond.
"Wanna rub slits and slipslits?"
by Sarah's neighbour August 30, 2021
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Missing Left Slop

Def ;The slop that doesn't go on the right foot, however it does fit the left foot like a glove , but for your foot

Description ; A thin Plastic or rubber soul ( something Gingers don't have) that goes under the foot and protects you from

mean old thorns
Value ; Extremely valuable if you have weak ass feet (a true beach Pc never wears Slops)
Use ; can be used as a slapping devise for those people who just don't know the value of a box of "eet-sum-mor" biscuits

This is really important , My slop has gone missing if you should see It ( It- Because this is 2019 there is no Gender)

please pick It up and look after It , It likes any chocolate cereal or anything with sugar , if you don't want to give something to your kids because the food has too much sugar in It, give that to my missing Left Slop , my Left Slop also hates Sticky Chicken with a passion (salad Sandwich with Mayo over that shit).
It loves long walks on the beach and a good old romantic movie will get you to second base (so from A to B )
Please It is Black and It has a grey strap,

now that I don't have my left slop, i feel incomplete ,also I stood on a thorn ( sad face)
looking for my Missing Left Slop

Me : If anyone sees a Missing Left Slop that is black with a Grey strap and the brand is Lizzard please keep it for me it's mine. It should either be in Skyline, lost property or L2 but it is definitely not in Plett or in Cape Town , the Lizzard Shop has a few slops but none that match, it is also not in Gate Way Mall. With my Slop missing i am forced to do a HandStand until i get it back.

The Internet : Hey Georgie do you want my left Slop?

A thin Plastic or rubber soul ( something Gingers don't have) that goes under the foot and protects you from mean old thorns
by nogarDregniG January 3, 2019
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Slopacliticus

Busted up clit and lips and not in a good way.... usually violated by the mandingo species of man, usually of the African descent, and many sessions at that..... you'll wind up finding yourself with a bad case of slopacliticus.

#Slopacliticus
Rhonda slept around to much and that led to her slopacliticus.
by KcChief February 18, 2019
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Bot Slop

When you haven't wiped your bum properley and have shit dribbling down your leg
Mate I haven't wiped my arse properly and have got a serious case of Bot Slop
by Michael Spooner September 5, 2010
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Donkey Slop

When you dip your penis in a tub of Guy Fieri's Donkey Sauce, and then proceed to rub your now sauce covered penis across someone else's face.
Yeah brother, I totally brought out the donkey sauce yesterday and gave her the donkey slop. She loved it.
by Mr. Slop June 7, 2019
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racing for pink slips

The ultimate bet in terms of personal confidence in an illegal Street race or the like. Two racers put their cars on the line by offering their registration slips as winnings. The winner of the resulting race wins the opponents car for good. This is exhibited in some of the Fast and Furious movies.
Friend 1 "hey man what's up?"

Friend 2 "I just won me a new car last night, racing for pink slips."

Friend 1 "Wow, you're brave, putting your car up like that.

Friend 1" well I wanted that car man.
by ThatSmartKid June 22, 2014
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