Sloppy Joe

When you drop a deuce and your significant other uses the feces as lubricant to jack you off.

Mike, "Hey bro how was last night with Sally?"
Tom , "She tried to give me a sloppy joe but the stank of my dank made me go limp."
Mike, " Ya'll nasty as hell."

by Timmy 5 cocks December 27, 2016

Sloppy joe

While in the midst of it, you ask preferably a female to lie on her side and shat. Once it starts coming out (approx 3 inches) you slam her butt cheeks together forming an ass hamburger. You then proceed to open the butt cheeks back up and eat it like a sloppy joe.

I told Steve his breath smelled like absolute shit to which he replied," no shit partner... I just ate a sloppy joe". Shitty bastard....

by Pirates booty April 6, 2017

sloppy joe

when two people have anal sex while one is constipated

guy #1: Fuck i made a mistake last night

guy #2: what happened?

guy #1: i had a sloppy joe last night

guy #2: wow you have some really bad luck

by Baron A June 3, 2010

Sloppy Joe

After fornicating a menstruating vagina (if you're stupid,after fucking a bleedin' pussy), rub your penis vigorously about her lips and chin, thus creating the illusion
of having eaten a Sloppy Joe.

I fucked that raggin' bitch then fed her a Sloppy Joe!

by DirtyFlyBoyz November 10, 2006

sloppy joe

When in the 69 position the male is on top driving his penis into the womans mouth as he slowly pushes out a shit so that it drops on her face

Wow babe you really cleaned up nice after that sloppy joe I gave you

by T-Ben June 25, 2009

Sloppy Joe

You soak a load of toilet paper to get it nice and moist and then you lob it at any window/car/person/unexpecting victim/arab/expecting victim or any other object you would want to throw wet loo roll at.

I was walking to work and I got sloppy joe all over me

by TJ Baxter March 4, 2009

sloppy joe

a man with a massive cock that bends when it goes in. (usually black)

holy shit did you see that vid with sloppy joe

by sloppyjoe69420biggbendypp November 13, 2021