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sludge

The poop you have after you drink a bunch of coffee.
I sure enjoy it when I have to take a sludge.
by miss milk December 12, 2010
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cunt sludge

A mucus-like substance that forms on the outer vaginal lips, usually as a result of sustained coital activity. Presents itself in various colors, from white to muddy brown. Occurs as a result of the sexual lubricants coagulating due to friction and the drying effect of exposure to the air.

More commonly referred to as fanny batter.
Darling, would you mind terribly if I wipe away the cunt sludge before performing cunnilingus?

or

Jeez, my cock is covered in your cunt sludge!
by Irritatus Maximus October 1, 2007
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The Puerto Rican Sledgehammer

A highly complex sexual maneuver involving a crane, various engines, nautical equipment and fire. Its origin is unknown, and it has only been performed once in the history of mankind. While the exact procedure remains unclear, it continues to be recognized as one of the world's most dangerous sexual acts.
Kevin: Dude, Mike was the only one to perform the Puerto Rican sledgehammer and survive. He came out of it with just a broken wrist!
Max: Boobies!
by SexSarge69 January 21, 2009
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slodger

1. An abnormal looking nose, usually somewhat of a dangling "u" shape.

2. A person or animal with such a nose.
"LOL THE MONKEY'S A SLODGER!"
"Yes, it's got quite the nose"
by Rupert Gehmlich December 13, 2007
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Sludgee

When someone elses poo gets in your pants.
Man 1: "Oh man, somebody's poo just got in my pants."

Man 2: "Sounds like you got a sludgee."
by Law of the Jungle January 26, 2011
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Sludgey

To describe a crazy night out, not neccesarily good, but just really messed up and mental.
Lauren: 'Oh maan, last night was sludgey'
Amber: 'I know, when we dropped that orphan kid down a drain, that was choppy'
by Chamawakata September 15, 2010
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Scodgee

Large chunks of fecal matter in underwear, beyond a skid mark. However, not a full dump.
Wayno thought he'd shit himself but he'd just done a scodgee
by VonBlondee May 30, 2016
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