Slobjaüer

(pron. Slob-jow-er)

An act of fellatio as performed on a flaccid and unerect penis, to the point of sexual climax and ejaculation.

1) I wasn't feeling well last night man, I just couldn't get it up. So my girl gave me a gnarly Slobjaüer.

2) My girlfriend wanted to give me a Slobjaüer the other day, but my stupid boner kept getting in the way.

by BSeezy, KDuggs, O-Shag-Nasty April 26, 2008

slobbadonkey

(adj.) 1)one who is extremely unattractive; busted 2)a mythical hideous creature

Damn, that girl was a slobbadonkey if I've every seen one.

by mathruD October 21, 2008

Slobber Jobbed

To receive a very sloppy, wet blow job. Typically involves spitting and excessive amounts of saliva.

Rachel slobber jobbed me last night. It was so wet and sloppy I nutted her throat in about two minutes.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

calf slobber

The foamy unappealing top layer of a pie; also known as merIngue. Would beaten, sugary egg whites have become a popular dessert if served solo instead of topping fruity goodness in a pastry shell? Probably not.

I would love to have a piece of lemon meringue pie, but it looks like it's coated in calf slobber.

by Idaho Vixen November 23, 2013

hog slobbin'

The official term for when you are having sex with a fat girl from the country.

"Yo, where's my boy Kermit at tonight?"
"Oh, that lil' green dude is out hog slobbin' tonight with Piggy, yo."

by Dat Blessed Dude October 5, 2016

autistic girl slobber

The saliva of an autistic girl, often obtained by being bitten lovingly or touching an item that has been bitten, licked, or chewed on by an autistic girl.

"Bro I think I just got autistic girl slobber on your bracelet"

by thehurgletguy March 1, 2023

sloobag

A bag of running water. A slooish peasant. An unworthy poor chap.

Such a sloobag!

The peasant was a sloobag because he couldn't afford tax.

by Jesus C. July 2, 2006