John: Slipknot has 9 members.
Jim: Yeah, but 5 of them are pointless.
John: You suck.
Jim: Just like Corey Taylor's mother should have done.
John: Nice.
Jim: Yeah, but 5 of them are pointless.
John: You suck.
Jim: Just like Corey Taylor's mother should have done.
John: Nice.
by limpbizkitrules February 19, 2008
SlipKnoT is a Nu-metal band. It consists of nine members. They have talent, despite what people may tell you. SlipKnoT is a very polarizing band because of number of members/what the do on stage/ect. ect. You either hate them for the most part, or you really like them. there fans are called MaGGoTs many people try to make the MaGGoTs feel bad because they call themselves MaGGoTs, but to all of them please note: We don't give a shit. Being a MaGGoT is a badge of honor to us. Also recently SlipKnoT has put out alot of pop songs i.e. dead memories and snuff to name two. Alot of emo pussy faggots like these song because they think it's cool. to said emo pussy faggots I would like to say go fuck yourself these songs arn't for you Cory taylor (lead vocals for SlipKnoT) has even stated himself how male emos are just suicidal teens who are confused about there sexuality and wear there sisters/gf pants (I'm paraphrasing). You emo assholes give us REAL MaGGoTs bad names. Oh and side note: All you fucktards who say SlipKnoT isn't real metal and that MaGGoTs don't know what real metal is please try to understand that you are retarted as I am living proof of your observation fail. I enjoy listening to bands such as Gojira, Gorgoroth, Mayhem, Dimmu Borgir, meshuggah, Behemoth, white chapel, children of bodom, burzum, ect.ect. And about how SlipKnoT isn't real metal. THE GENRE THEY ARE IN IS CALLED NU-METAL DUMB ASS. Metal is in the God damn Title of the genre.
MaGGoT: Hey do you like SlipKnoT?
Emo pussy faggot: Yeah.
MaGGoT: Oh really what's your favorite song?
emo pussy faggot: Dead memories because it totally gets me.
MaGGoT: Get the fuck out of here you sad sack of shit you give us real MaGGoTs bad names.
Emo pussy faggot: -cries and slits there wrist-
MaGGoT: Fucking poser
Metal head (not maggot): Your a poser too you like SlipKnoT.
MaGGoT: Why because there Nu-metal?
Metal head (not maggot): Yeah Nu-metal is a metal genre fail.
MaGGoT: Your a fucking dumb ass just because you don't like it dosn't mean it's wrong. It means you have a different taste in music and, are probobly a judgmental, bigoted, dumb shit who dosn't like it because your daddy told you anything you don't like is bad when he was fucking you up the ass when you were little.
Metal head (not MaGGoT): -thinks- Hmm... you may be right.
MaGGoT: Well now that we kind of see eye to eye, help me get rid of the dead emo kid before somebody finds the body.
Emo pussy faggot: Yeah.
MaGGoT: Oh really what's your favorite song?
emo pussy faggot: Dead memories because it totally gets me.
MaGGoT: Get the fuck out of here you sad sack of shit you give us real MaGGoTs bad names.
Emo pussy faggot: -cries and slits there wrist-
MaGGoT: Fucking poser
Metal head (not maggot): Your a poser too you like SlipKnoT.
MaGGoT: Why because there Nu-metal?
Metal head (not maggot): Yeah Nu-metal is a metal genre fail.
MaGGoT: Your a fucking dumb ass just because you don't like it dosn't mean it's wrong. It means you have a different taste in music and, are probobly a judgmental, bigoted, dumb shit who dosn't like it because your daddy told you anything you don't like is bad when he was fucking you up the ass when you were little.
Metal head (not MaGGoT): -thinks- Hmm... you may be right.
MaGGoT: Well now that we kind of see eye to eye, help me get rid of the dead emo kid before somebody finds the body.
by The Real MaGGoT May 05, 2010
by Smoke99blunts February 24, 2008
by Robert Goodberry May 07, 2005
1band that is mainly preffered by people who
A. hate their parents
B. Think it is "not mainstream" and therefore cool.
2. Some rabid, mask wearing people from iowa who were given guitars by some strange error in life.
A. hate their parents
B. Think it is "not mainstream" and therefore cool.
2. Some rabid, mask wearing people from iowa who were given guitars by some strange error in life.
by oi July 24, 2003
A crappy poser-metal band that gives stupid people something to jump up and down to, and gives fat, greasy-haired, "non-conformist" kids something to listen to while they pretend to have their own thought process.
It takes nine people to create the annoying, talentless noise that is Slipknot.
They wear masks to make themselves look scary and threatening, and they try to make their songs "heavy" when it just ends up sounding like static. Their drummer pretty much just stomps his feet and makes a continuous repetitive drumbeat over ridiculously distorted, repetitive, un-original and barely-audible guitar sounds.
One of their songs has a twenty-second repetitive screaming verse in which whatever the hell the singer's name is screams "I want to die!" about ten times. I say we give them their wish.
If you listen to Slipknot, you are probably an idiot. If you listen to Slipknot and are NOT an idiot, you're probably just a very angry person with no sense of tone or music.
Listen to Tool.
It takes nine people to create the annoying, talentless noise that is Slipknot.
They wear masks to make themselves look scary and threatening, and they try to make their songs "heavy" when it just ends up sounding like static. Their drummer pretty much just stomps his feet and makes a continuous repetitive drumbeat over ridiculously distorted, repetitive, un-original and barely-audible guitar sounds.
One of their songs has a twenty-second repetitive screaming verse in which whatever the hell the singer's name is screams "I want to die!" about ten times. I say we give them their wish.
If you listen to Slipknot, you are probably an idiot. If you listen to Slipknot and are NOT an idiot, you're probably just a very angry person with no sense of tone or music.
Listen to Tool.
Slipknot Steve: Slipknot rox, if u don liek dem u r a fag
Me: ...k.
Slipknot Steve: wut, u don think so?
Me: No, actually.
Sliknot Steve: fuk u u fag, slipknot rulz. ur a faggy fag fag. u like men. ur gay u gay homo fag.
Me: *plays a Tool song*
Slipknot Steve: *explodes*
Me: ...k.
Slipknot Steve: wut, u don think so?
Me: No, actually.
Sliknot Steve: fuk u u fag, slipknot rulz. ur a faggy fag fag. u like men. ur gay u gay homo fag.
Me: *plays a Tool song*
Slipknot Steve: *explodes*
by And NO I DON'T LIKE SLAYER. July 23, 2006