Slim Jim

When a female rips off a male's genitals then puts it in an oven and cooks it 1-3 hours, then uses it for a strap on for use on her sexual partner.

Johnny was walking down the street when Maria suddenly spotted him, then pulled down his pants, tore off his genitalia, ran home, baked them at 450 degrees, then invited her partner to gang bang with still festering detached Wang. Johnny then ran down the street screaming. Guess he wasn't too fond of the slim Jim he received!!

by festeringfetus December 27, 2010

The Slim Jim

When you give a girl anal for so long your dick turns brown and you have her suck the shit off of your dick like she was eating a slim jim
**Anthony**

My girl love the slim jim after anal

by A-town stay down November 7, 2007

slimjimmer

When a guy is wearing extremely tight clothes and looks like a moron.

That slimjimmer totally needs new clothes before the homeboys teach him a lesson.

by Chrismullin December 10, 2008

Slim Jim

Someone's wife who has an eating disorder and tans so much their skin turns brown and wrinkles.

I'm gonna go home and snap into my slim jim.

by TheZippo November 8, 2019

slim jim

Another word for a condom.

Her: " You brought the condoms?"
Him: " You mean the slim jims ;) "

by Jimmy the catfish February 1, 2021

Slim-jim

A slim jim is a 10/10 that is just skinny. They are a 10 in the face but have no curves. They have missionary faces with little to no ass or little bubble butts. They usually weigh 120lbs or less

Friend 1: “yo Keisha tripping”
Friend 2: “you right then thick hoes annoying”
Friend 1: “I want a slim-Jim”

by Eater456322 October 12, 2022

slim jim

to be a dick; be slimey; to dodge a question

Where you ask somebody a question and they dodge that specific question; then you ask a non-related question and they answer.

You: Hey, you do the work for class?
Jim: .... (no answer)
You: you see those yankees?
Jim: yeah, they real good

that's a slim jim aka slim jimmin aka slime jime

by max pow3rs November 29, 2009