The reason that will be given when god is asked why he wiped out the human race.
A TV show with a cast full of losers with room temperature IQ's who like to run around Fist Pumping, which they do so they have lots of practice when they go home to fuck their mothers.
The male cast members are on steroids because they are too lazy to build muscle the old fashioned way and the females have Breast enhancements to make up for the fact they have nothing in their brains and no soul.
Most define themselves as Guidos and Guidettes but act more likely Puerto Ricans with an inferiority complex.
They like to give themselves Nicknames like J-wow, Snookie and the Situation but should choose something more appropriate such as Cum dumpster, Oompa loompa and Closet Case.
This Show is going to be used as Evidence when MTV is put on trial for destroying American culture.
A TV show with a cast full of losers with room temperature IQ's who like to run around Fist Pumping, which they do so they have lots of practice when they go home to fuck their mothers.
The male cast members are on steroids because they are too lazy to build muscle the old fashioned way and the females have Breast enhancements to make up for the fact they have nothing in their brains and no soul.
Most define themselves as Guidos and Guidettes but act more likely Puerto Ricans with an inferiority complex.
They like to give themselves Nicknames like J-wow, Snookie and the Situation but should choose something more appropriate such as Cum dumpster, Oompa loompa and Closet Case.
This Show is going to be used as Evidence when MTV is put on trial for destroying American culture.
I would rather be Gang Raped by Mike Tyson, Shuge Night and the 1985 Chicago Bears while having hot Lava poured into every available orifice them being eaten alive by tigers than watch Jersey Shore
by Jerkymcstupid August 7, 2010
Get the Jersey Shore mug.A show on MTV that reveals to the world why New Jersey residents hate Bennies. Unlike them, we don't say New Joizy or call it the Jersey Shore. It's either the shore if you live in Jersey, or if you're a local, the beach. The show features 8 guidos and guidettes. They have never been to the shore, and some of them have never even been to New Jersey. But to them, Seaside is Heaven on Earth. Watch as they get drunk, get laid, and trash Seaside Heights. While your at it, maybe you can learn a couple things about tanning, fist pumps and hair gel.
Kid: Hey man, did you watch Jersey Shore last night?
Other Kid: Hell yea dude, right after my tan. *FIST PUMP*
Other Kid: Hell yea dude, right after my tan. *FIST PUMP*
by Jersey Boy15 December 9, 2009
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What people here in New Jersey call going to the beach. What some people don't get, however, is that this is more the term used to discribe the trip taken while going "down the shore" from your home in an inland county or town. The drive to whichever beach town you are going to be spending time in is going down the shore, but once you're there you simply go to the beach.
by flameboy_silentbob October 13, 2008
Get the down the shore mug.A special breed of redneck residing on the DelMarVa peninsula. They can oft be seen with a rod and cooler rack mounted to the front of their lifted truck or jeep. With a 'Salt Life' decal on the back glass. They possess a unique form of speech that for unknown reasons are a mix between a Virginia and a central Appalachian accent, even if they immigrated from New Jersey. Their footwear of choice is usually a roper style boot from Justin or Ariat, even if they've never ridden a horse. Carhartt coats are the preferred outer layer fall to spring. It is possible that Duck Commander decals will also be seen on their vehicles.
Shore·billy /SHôrˈbilē/
Noun
Plural Shorebillies
"Ey Jimbo, ewe wanna let tha are out the tars in drive on oot to Assateague and do some fashin?"
"Naw, a tooh minnie shoe-er beelees oot thar a-ready. Maybe tahmar."
Shorebilly
Noun
Plural Shorebillies
"Ey Jimbo, ewe wanna let tha are out the tars in drive on oot to Assateague and do some fashin?"
"Naw, a tooh minnie shoe-er beelees oot thar a-ready. Maybe tahmar."
Shorebilly
by The Player Formerly Known as M September 20, 2017
Get the Shorebilly mug.When an individual is absolutely certain about a particular fact they might belt this phrase twice with precise enunciation.
by machiner October 1, 2017
Get the FOUR SHORE mug.Last night some pals of mine was throwing back some Gussenbrews and looked over to see me getting The Shoresy
by SmokeyMcP0t November 29, 2021
Get the The Shoresy mug.To spend a lot of money at any one given time; taken from the fact that sailors, while on shore leave, used to spend all of their money on whores and alcoholic beverages
I stopped letting my wife use the credit card. Every time she goes to the mall, she spends like a drunken sailor on shore leave!
by Pissed Off Paul October 7, 2003
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