seedless grapes

a sterlizied man's balls.

"well," said the urologist "eight hours from now, youll have joined the seedless grapes club".

by spoot June 20, 2008

sleepers

a terrifying movie featuring kevin bacon as the worlds scariest detention center guard

kid: What do you want?

kevin bacon: A blowjob. down on your knees.

if you want to not sleep at night, watch sleepers

by clevelandsteamer December 28, 2005

Sleepiness

Often a general lack of energy, even after an adequate night time sleep caused mainly by boring college classes or nothing to do. It is very common to young adults and teenagers.

Please excuse my sleepiness

by SexyPants. April 22, 2011

Sleepers Creepers

a person that will creep into your bed at the middle of the night, such as to cuddle with you or try and commit sexual acts upon you.

Donna is such a sleepers creepers, she came into my bed to try and sleep with me!

my new cat is such a sleepers creepers, he'll sleep with me for comfort

by M. Reckless March 2, 2009

no sleepies

after a night full of drinking...no knocking out early! gotta stay awake, champ status. sleep when the sun comes up. no sleep, cant sleep, wont sleep, all that shiet.

Chris: Damn this foos turnt! I bet you anything once this foo sits down he's gonna knock the fuck out.

Pat: fuck that foo, no sleepies hoe!

by fvnkerrrrr July 1, 2011

sleeplessdeeznuts disease

This is a very rare disease that was discovered during the COVID 19 outbreak in 2021 by a fellow student from Turkey was infected with it through his own personal laptop during the extreme stress of deez nuts hour and had to be hospitalized at Alkent Hospital, where he is being monitored by Dr. Joe Ma.

Dude are you okay? You look like you have the sleeplessdeeznuts disease!

by JooByden May 19, 2021

sleeplessness

When you are unable to get sleep. Can be caused by depression, racing thoughts, or just refusing to.

But seriously, why are you looking this up? If you're reading this late at night, please try to sleep.

Person 1: Goes to the kitchen to get breakfast:
Person 1's Mom: My dear, you have such large eyebags under your eyes!
Person 1: Yeah, mom, I'm one of many with sleeplessness.

by MyMomWontStopWatchingCopShows June 9, 2021