sleeping in the doorway

The male act of passing out during sex (whether due to alcohol or exhaustion) while in the act of penetration.

I was so wiped out last night after the bar that I ended up sleeping in the doorway. My wife was pissed.

by Paulie Jr. February 18, 2010

Sleeping cow

A Hamburger

Origin of word in the RGV: Rio Grande Valley

Jesse: Aye yo Puente you want a sleeping cow with cheese or nah?

Puente: Nah, I got my Glizzy already yo

by JPTheDon July 5, 2020

Sleeping With Sirens

An American post-hardcore band originating from Orlando, Florida. The band consists of five members, the bassist: Justin Hills, the drummer: Gabe Barham, the rhythm guitarist: Jesse Lawson, the lead guitarist: Jack Fowler, and the vocalist, insanely talented Kellin Quinn. This band, thanks to their latest album Feel, are rising fast in the music industry and hopefully one day claim global dominace.

"You heard that band, Sleeping With Sirens?"
"YES OMG KELLIN OMG OMG"
"There are other people in the band too, you know..?"

by RyanZ August 18, 2013

sleeping bag

2 percocet, and 1 xanax

2 Percies and a Xan; That's a Sleeping bag. I got 2 bad bitches in my sleeping bag. Finna suck me up, told that bitch let Migos smash; Boy don't test yo luck, turn the Venue to a Boxing match.

by OGColours June 14, 2016

sleeping condiments

Anything you sleep with or need to get to sleep. i.e.: Pillows, blankets, lingerie, teddy bears, blow up dolls, or blow up mattresses.

Don't forget to bring your sleeping condiments when you come for the fourth.

by MamaPea July 8, 2017

Sleeping Morgan Freeman

The act of getting a z-job from someone while they are passed out shitting on the toilet.

"Hey Bobby fell asleep taking a shit. Lets make him give us a sleeping morgan freeman."

by c-c-cold_c-c-carl May 2, 2014

chicken sleeping

When you fall asleep in an upright position with your head dangling, most commonly in a car or airplane. The motion makes your head bob up and down like a chicken pecking. In rare cases, you could be fighting falling asleep in class and a moving vehicle is not necessary. Chances of chicken sleeping are increased by 70% after a wake and bake session or accounting class.

I was sitting behind her in class and thought she was paying attention. But then I walked by and saw that she was just chicken sleeping.

by LIFOtheparty April 13, 2017