Slarm

(verb) to relax in a lazy and inattentive way; to spend time idly or passively.

Person 1: What are you going to do this weekend?
Person 2: Oh, I'm going to slarm it on the couch all weekend.

by gayweeddaddy February 2, 2018

smarmy

The way most shrinks act toward their patients.

Dr: Have you always been so confrontational, or has this behavior just started recently?

Me: Have you always been such a smarmy twat bastard? How 'bout I come across your desk and bitch-slap that shit-eating grin clean off your face?

by daDebil August 24, 2008

slammy stick

When a shutting object such as a door, locker or female's jaw closes with speed upon a man's penis. This is followed by an outburst by the man, and can sometimes cause sexual pleasure. But on the most part, it leads to death.

Jimmy: Man, I feel so bad for Joel. I'm gonna miss that guy so much.

Matt: Well that happens when you get slammy sticked.

by biggerboobs334 December 29, 2008

slarby doodles

helps you gain weight in the places you want.
best tasting shit you'll ever had.
tastes better then a donut smothered in grease.

justin: have you ever had a slarby doodle?!
willie: nota! where can i find these slarby doodles?
justin: just go to slarpledoodles.com it's easy as 1, 2, 3!

by pooptadfadfd June 6, 2009

slammy bar

A bar that you hang on to with both hands when your peer screws you so bad up the ass during shift change.

I had to use the slammy bar everyday this week because slammy Tammy keeps shoving it up my ass with bullshit !!

by Clamer August 7, 2017

Smarmy

Slimy, creepy, greasy and generally up to no good. A Male who has too much product in his hair, his cologne is way too strong, his clothing style is decade behind and he thinks he is charming.

The taxi driver looked smarmy!

by Breezeebear April 28, 2015

Swarmy

Swarmy is a conflation of the words "swarthy" and "smarmy". Originally intended to be an insulting term referring to an unsavoury person with a shallow personality and a less-than-appealing set of grooming and dress habits.

Oh! That guy in the bar last night gave me the creeps! He was so swarmy!

by Thes007 November 30, 2009