Slapduck

Similar to batshit, as it can mean anything attributed to craziness.

John: Hey man, you don't look so good this morning...

Matt: I feel slapduck crazy, must have slept on the wrong side of the bed.

John: Thats no good bro!

by Mastertape24 April 22, 2011

Slap dick

Another way of saying “fuck you”,or it is said when you don’t care about someone or something

Vanessa:”yo do you like Camille Rowe?”
Taylor:”no she can really slap dick.”

by LordFarquad2.0 January 30, 2018

slap dick

1. a stupid person who is more than the average moron. Dopey as all sense of the word applies.
2. masturbation
3. doofus

Chris is such a fucking slap dick, he can't even wipe his own ass.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

slap-dick

usually referred to as "that guy" at a party or anywhere for that matter who just can't seem to say or do anything remotely intellectual or worth-while..

John: "hey baby, do have a mirror in your pocket?"

Betty: "what a slap-dick, get lost."

by Ikaika November 24, 2006

Slaydick

a homosexual male version of Buffy who defeats evil doers by defacing their reproductive organs in hopes of deterring evil doers in the future. Primary weapon is a pink box cutter.

The Slaydick saved us all.

by Slaydick March 26, 2009

SlapDickery

Messing around, causing an accident that one person didnt want to happen in the first place

Boss: Stop that slapdickery before you break something

by BamThaKing April 1, 2016

Slap Dick

A game where two or more men put honey or other adhesives on their hands and take turns slapping each other's wangs.

The game goes on until someone's hand gets stuck on another's penis. He is then declared the loser.

The penalty must be decided before the game and could be anything from streaking in public to giving hand jobs to homeless people.

For the rules it is suggested that pube shots are not allowed.

K, guy, lets play Slap Dick, no pube shots!

by nyoung64 July 4, 2012