Jedi Skull Fuck

Similar to a Skull Fuck but to a much more of a psychologically damaging degree, and with little to no effort.

I asked Jimmy to prove to me that he exists, and he could not. It was the ultimate Jedi Skull Fuck.

by King of America December 10, 2008

skull-fuck

action verb. When a person is giving head to another and the person receiving places one or two hands on the givers head, and proceeds to forcefully shove their penis inside the mouth.

I skull-fucked that bitch, and she bite my penis.

by Aurora May 13, 2005

Skullfucking

1. Quite literally, to fuck in the skull. This usually means inserting one's penis into any orifice in the head (excluding the mouth), such as the nostrils, ears or a hole bashed into the back of the head with a pair of pliers. As this is not only rather painful but quite impossible in most cases, skullfucking is not a common practice in real life (unless you're talking about necrophiliacs that is). It is, however, tolerably prevalent in the world of hentai art, resulting in pictures that are more horrific than sexually arousing. My advice: don't seek out any of these pictures unless you have an uncontrollable urge to lose your lunch all over the keyboard. See also skullfuck.
2. See mindfuck.
3. Can also be used as a kind of insult.

1. I love skullfucking ^_^
2. Damn, watching Memento will give you a bloody good skullfucking.
3. Skullfucker!

by Fooby July 24, 2004

Skull fuck

when you fuck your bitch in the mouth or her eye socket really, hard pounding her head with every thrust.

Man, did you see that dude skull fuck that bitch, it looked like it hurt !

by squid1161 August 12, 2016

Skull Fuck

The illegal act of drilling a hole into someone's head and then proceeding to flop your love muscle in and out of the cranial hole. It is considered taboo in most cultures but is still legal in Australia, North and South Korea, and Iran. Was widely experimented with back in the 50's but was nixed due to the likely chance of the fornicator injuring or scratching his cum gun. The famous musician Moby is a very large advocator for it and is a key member in the movement to legalize skull fucking, claiming he has devised a way to safely carve a fuck hole out of a head( male or female we all know he likes to bat with both hands) that is instantly smoothed out providing his "Beef Whistle" safe entry into the mushy abyss of the brain.

Excerpt from the book 'The mountains, the west, the skull fuck'
"..... I studied her while she worked in the Garden, she was a classy gal, 5'2 built like a young boy, Daughter of a wealthy Irish man. She would occasionally turn and give me a smile sending my heart into a tizzy. I carefully studied her preciously built jaw bones, and exquisite facial structure, I couldn't help but imagine taking out my custard launcher and plunging it deep into her skull hole......."
-Theodore Roosevelt.

by DomFe January 11, 2012

skullfucker

An offensive term of a psychiatrist. A professional who specializes in the diagnosis and treatment of mental disorders.

That skullfucker tried to get me to talk about myself even though he is a complete stranger to me.

by SoulChain January 22, 2014

Skullcuckicide

When you walk in the door from a long day and head up to the bedroom to see your wife getting skull fucked by Larry from accounting, so you decide to take the 12 gauge from the cabinet out and stick in your mouth and pull the trigger

“Oh my god did you hear about brian”
“No what happened”
“He caught debra getting face fucked so he commuted skullcuckicide”

by Fherrightinthep November 1, 2019