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skirt

skirt (skûrt): A derogatory remark. To insinuate that a person cant hang. To call someone a little girl, a pussy.
Natalie is being a skirt cuz she won't go out, she may need a Midol and tampon!
by Doug Amstutz May 19, 2008
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skirt

A man that supposedly "dates" a lesbian to try and convince others that she is actually heterosexual.

The word comes from skirt, a garment worn by females considered to be feminime. It is the lesbain version of a beard.
Ashley: "Oh my God... Laura is so staring at Rachel's boobs. She is such a lesbian."

Brittany: "No way, she's dating Mark."

Ashley: "He's just her skirt."
by Sera Seeklorn February 23, 2010
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Skirted

to leave in a hurry. Mainly used while talkin about driving a car. Barking your Tires
I skirted on the police.
by DZWilliams October 28, 2006
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skirt

A traditionally feminine garment. It's a simple tube that can either be tight-fitting or loose and draped. The length is usually anywhere from mid-thigh to floor-length..

Tight skirts can be uncomfortable or difficult to move in, and long skirts can lead to embarrassing situations if it's windy day and especially if the fabric is too lightweight.

Still, they do provide more freedom from the confinements of trousers and provide modesty if a woman must relieve herself outdoors.

Women can also wear leggings underneath skirts for warmth and/or modesty.
Until the Rennaisance, European men often wore a form of skirt, although they probably didn't concider it a skirt.

Nowadays, there's the Polynesian sarong and the Gaelic kilt for men.
by Lorelili May 13, 2005
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skirt skirt

skirt skirt is used for eating someone’s ass
dude did you skirt skirt her last night ;) owo
by Jsjajsjs January 7, 2019
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skirt

A boy who gossips about everyone and everything around him, or talks way too much. This type of guy always has something to say about someone and often causes drama.
Friend 1: He's so annoying. All he does is sit around and talk shit about everyone!
Friend 2: Yeah! I don't even bother to talk to him because I know he's just looking for news and he can't keep his mouth shut!
Friend 1: What a skirt.
by C.eastern_connection September 12, 2009
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skirt

An evil article of cloting worn by females that conceals a part or all of on of their sexist parts of the body - legs.
I wish that girl's skirt was a bit shorter.
by Dildodo December 28, 2005
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