Slapper-jack

A sexual act in which the male slaps his partner in the face with his penis as he is ejaculating. The action may include using the penis to rub and smear the semen all over the partners face. The action continues until the male has finished ejaculating and the penis begins to relax.

"Dude, my girl gave me a blow job last night and I slapper-jacked her face so bad she looked like an albino by the time I was done!"

by gavinikki January 4, 2009

Snapperdoodler

Person guilty of excessive use of "snap." Especially offensive when used by men and/or more than once per lifetime.

If I hear "oh snap!" from that pansy snapperdoodler one more time, I'm cutting his tounge out.

by Winning-est September 18, 2011

Ryland Skipper

Is a virgin
Secretly likes FORTNITE
Might have a crush of Charli D'maelio
IS STRAIGHT BUT SIMULATES A DICK IN HIS ASS WITH A USED TAMPON

KID #1 hey ryland what did you do on saturday?

Ryland Skipper: i played fortnite, jacked off to 7 year old amongus kids and shoved a used tampon up my ass AGAIN
KID #1: Dude you have no fucking friends

by Cringy Retard February 16, 2022

Spearman sausage slapper

The brand of hockey stick Mike Richards of the Philadelphia Flyers uses to play extra well in his games. Richards is the spearman and he uses his stick to slap the sausage (hockey puck).

Did you see that goal scored with the Spearman Sausage Slapper?

by SpearmanRules April 22, 2009

The Staten Island snapper

When you put your middle finger in a girl's vagina, your thumb in her butthole, and then snap your fingers inside her.

Meet me under the Verazzano, baby, I'll give ya the Staten Island snapper

by Smac141 April 2, 2015

snapper

A vagina with a muscular vaginal wall, for extra sensation

"Damn, Mary has a nice snapper!"

by Masked Pillager November 24, 2002

mud skipper

The baby of a mud shark. Name originates from the female being a mud shark, having one of many kids (usually from differant sharks) and the male skipping town when he finds out the fat white chick he impulsively banged is having a baby.

That mud shark gave birth to a mud skipper

by slicksal November 20, 2006