Small country with youth that are so bored they tend to look upon whores who slap their rich, drunk mommies and steven lim among others as a national identity.
in singapore, once something catches eyes on the internet, vast hordes of singaporeans start bitching.
by virginsingaporean December 26, 2011
Get the Singaporemug. tom - " bel you singapore"
bel- " what tom so are you "
tom - " boy better know "
bel - " i knew you was gay ;) "
tom - " shut up your as single as me you lezbean "
bel- " what tom so are you "
tom - " boy better know "
bel - " i knew you was gay ;) "
tom - " shut up your as single as me you lezbean "
by kristabill August 19, 2009
Get the Singaporemug. My wife Singapore’d me at the dinner table!
by Tuneablemoss May 3, 2018
Get the Singaporemug. Money can’t buy happiness. Unfortunately, people who glorify Singapore are too dumb to realize that.
by akt858 October 25, 2020
Get the Singaporemug. 5 types of climate: hot, very hot, damn its freakin' hot, wow look roast human char siew all over the streets!, otherwise.
4 common interest among all typical Singaporeans: Food, glorious food! Shopping, Welcome to the Great Singapore Sale! Toto/4D, come Saturday Sunday.. will I win? (bai liu li bai hui bu hui kai), Education - "Boy AH! u finish tuition homework liao or not! Later got piano lesson! AIYO! Your spelling learn already anot?!"
3 MRT lines: North South line, East West line, North East line
2 hours(approx): is needed to travel from one end to another end of Singapore.
1 common language: Singlish "See liao lah... What you want?" "SCUSE"
4 common interest among all typical Singaporeans: Food, glorious food! Shopping, Welcome to the Great Singapore Sale! Toto/4D, come Saturday Sunday.. will I win? (bai liu li bai hui bu hui kai), Education - "Boy AH! u finish tuition homework liao or not! Later got piano lesson! AIYO! Your spelling learn already anot?!"
3 MRT lines: North South line, East West line, North East line
2 hours(approx): is needed to travel from one end to another end of Singapore.
1 common language: Singlish "See liao lah... What you want?" "SCUSE"
Singapore is rojak.
by yalayala June 14, 2004
Get the singaporemug. singapore was visited by raffles in 1819
by lololololololololololol1234 October 6, 2019
Get the singaporemug. A country that you should give a chance to before making any snide comments about it.
Despite being a tiny 647km island surrounded by water, and despite all the negativity for its reputation of having too many restrictions, Singapore is actually a stable and safe country with great food and harmonious people.
If you don't care too much about politics, and would like to live in a place where jogging on the street at 4am is actually plausible without you getting mobbed, Singapore is a great choice to consider.
Despite being a tiny 647km island surrounded by water, and despite all the negativity for its reputation of having too many restrictions, Singapore is actually a stable and safe country with great food and harmonious people.
If you don't care too much about politics, and would like to live in a place where jogging on the street at 4am is actually plausible without you getting mobbed, Singapore is a great choice to consider.
If you travel across the causeway from Malaysia and suddenly find yourself on spotlessly clean streets, then, welcome to Singapore.
by Kitera November 8, 2007
Get the singaporemug.