Pet Simulator X

The crippling addiction Pet Roblox game. Known for it's screenshitted NFTs & P2W aspects. It's mostly played by kids around the age of 9. Preston the owner has a ton of money from people addicted from his drugged game.
TL;DR The Adopt Me for boys

Person 1: Can we play Pet Simulator X?
Person 2: Shut the fuck up, that game is shitty

by flushe January 14, 2022

simple as

Term from the North of England, used to denote that actions are easy. Can substitute for "sorted". A contraction of "simple as simple does". Likely originates from the Lancashire area.

"Vote Tory. Simple as." -- Greggs

by Norf Man November 9, 2020

it's simple: kill the batman

the solution to all of life's problems.

Person 1: "How do I get girls to like me?"
Person 2: "it's simple: kill the batman."

by Inco33 October 18, 2008

Microsoft Flight Simulator X

A flight simulator, developed in October of 2006.

Eats alot of computer resources, needs powerful computer to run.

Guy: Hey, I just got Microsoft Flight Simulator X. I can fly military planes and stuff!
Person: Cool. Whats your FPS?
Guy: Eh.....12...

by pieguy124 March 30, 2009

Tower delay simulator

BELOW NATURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

Guy: Hey dude tds is updating in a few weeks!
A few weeks later
Guy: bruh tower delay simulator

by Totally not BelowNatural August 21, 2021

simple dimplee poo

A person who owns a cell phone but uses it as a hammer.

That simple dimplee poo ruined her cell phone.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

Simuljack

“Si-mule-jack” A juxtaposition of simultaneous and jack off. The act of jacking off oneself and the person next to them. If the receiving party does not reciprocate, they are enjoying a “lazy neighbor.”

With his cock in one hand and Adam’s in the other, Jon was delivering a classic simuljack.

by Snarfer97 April 13, 2021