Silverton is a small town, with a population of around 700, located in the southern Texas panhandle. Only thing keeping this town on the map is a chain of shit ass convenience stores called Allsups and an old ass school. 100% of the town’s crackheads, high school dropouts, and pregnant women are employed by Allsups. The rest of the population is employed by a single farmer. Silverton School has been on a spiraling downfall since it opened its doors. This town and school are so fucking boring the youth has turned to heavy binge drinking. The high school girls, even as young as junior high, have resulted to heavy dick sucking and hard fucking to pass the time in that miserable shit hole called Silverton.
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That guy's trying to work as hard as a summerton!" "Now that's a summerton, staying until the jobs done right!
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A person that lacks the mental capacity to carry on simple tasks in any form of a relationship.
Also known as a “simp”.
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“Man that nigga is a simp (simpleton).”
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My sister just got her third Dachsund and of course named it a people name: Charles; total lame yuppie-wannabe. And then Carl just bought a pickup truck, and of course it's a Chevy, his fourth one, cause he's an "All American", like the commercials tell him. He also had Nickelback blasting when he pulled up in it, and had a case of shitty Budweiser beer in the truck. God, my sister and my friend are both such a couple of simpletons.
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