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Simon Fucking Cowell

A giant asshole known best for his unimpressed attitude and his role on America's Got Talent as a judge. He's really, really hated by Bruno Powroznik.
I REALLY hate Simon Fucking Cowell!
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Simon Cowell is ❌
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Simon Cowell is not the following.

He is not:

Rude
Cruel
Mean
A bully

He is:

A man of integrity who is bluntly honest with his contestants. After all, honesty is more ethnically than sugarcoating things and quite frankly he is doing them a favour by saving them from embarrassing themselves on stage and live TV.
Simon Cowell is a man of probity who portrays morals and decency.
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Simon Cowell

look it’s simon cowell”
i like that guy”
“ya”
*punches paper towels*
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PEOPLE I DONT REALLY LIKE
YOU
MYSELF
SIMON FUCKING COWELL
I REALLY SIMON COWELL
THE TWA-
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The twat.
I really hate Simon Cowell.
Dude, I fucking hate Simon Cowell.
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