anyone who attends or has attended Hardin-Simmons University located in the most God forsaken place on planet earth- Abilene, Texas
a simmonite, or hardened sinner, is an evil little S.O.B. who is always bitter because they are jealous that the CRU took their place as the best in small college football in texas.
simmonites can never be trusted
alumni
C.V. Wood- infamous for buying the london bridge and bringing it to lake havusu thinking it was tower bridge, only to find out it is much smaller and less impressive, a large waste of money, only a simmonite
Harvey Catchings- NBA player most noted for his winning of the game for the other team when he shot the ball into the wrong hoop, only a simmonite
a simmonite, or hardened sinner, is an evil little S.O.B. who is always bitter because they are jealous that the CRU took their place as the best in small college football in texas.
simmonites can never be trusted
alumni
C.V. Wood- infamous for buying the london bridge and bringing it to lake havusu thinking it was tower bridge, only to find out it is much smaller and less impressive, a large waste of money, only a simmonite
Harvey Catchings- NBA player most noted for his winning of the game for the other team when he shot the ball into the wrong hoop, only a simmonite
Thomas- dude we got to drive through abilene
David- you better be careful abilene is full of those evil little simmonites
David- you better be careful abilene is full of those evil little simmonites
by simmonite-hunter September 26, 2009
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by Alexia April 12, 2005
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Fred: Dude that kid Jake is such a simonist, he ate four entire steaks at lunch.
Simon: I know I hate him.
Jake: Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Fred: Gah You're such a simonist.
Simon: I know I hate him.
Jake: Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Fred: Gah You're such a simonist.
by mr.awesome1646 March 22, 2009
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Get the Simfonik mug.Greekesque parody of the name Simon.
Often given to a mildly douchbagish musical know it all.
This moniker tends to be self applied in spite of its overbearing negative connotations.
If a Simon chose to be know as Simonicus in all likelihood he is suffering from an over inflated ego and lacks certain essential social skills.
Tendency towards loud obnoxious music and glaring pseudo punk rock band apparel.
Often given to a mildly douchbagish musical know it all.
This moniker tends to be self applied in spite of its overbearing negative connotations.
If a Simon chose to be know as Simonicus in all likelihood he is suffering from an over inflated ego and lacks certain essential social skills.
Tendency towards loud obnoxious music and glaring pseudo punk rock band apparel.
by Meiandus January 13, 2014
Get the Simonicus mug.Someone who is always fun to be around and is the life of the party. She is very sexy and can pull any nigga she wants and fasholy will take yo nigga. She is also very good at basketball and will break yo WCW ankles.You cannot ever be mad at her because she will always make you forget why u were mad at her when you see that beautiful attractive smile.
by Simoniebun July 17, 2017
Get the simoniebun mug.Verb. To be pushed from behind only to have the culprit run away and hide behind the closest object or individual so as to avoid retribution.
by jgus715 May 22, 2018
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