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Simeal

a religion of worshiping moist ducklings and speaking the simeal language. Those who worship of the moist simeal ducklings will be considered "moist"
Cornel : "Hey Dylan! Look at those Simeal ducklings"
Dylan : "We must sniff the simeal ducklings"
by MqSword April 29, 2019
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Leap Smear

When you have vaginal sex on Leap Year in a position where your girl is jumping up and down on your dick and you cum in her and it leaks out causing a creampie
Adam - Me and my girl were having vaginal on this leap year and she made me drop a quick Leap Smear
Owen - Damm, wish I could get a Leap Smear that fast with my girl
by owen is a hecking honker February 28, 2020
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smear

k#y accused his co-worker as being sinister and bitesome as a cobra? he is just smearing his co-worker!
by it is not your business July 23, 2019
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shit smear

usually left behind when a terd is left on the floor and is slid on like a bannana peel.
The shit smear left by Mike's foot is about two meters long.
by nap July 29, 2004
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smear factor

You know, when your wiping "down there" and know matter how many times you wipe it comes up just like the first wipe, shity.
Toilet paper companys love it when Bob's smear factor is HIGH, he goes through a hole roll sometimes.
by craig john December 6, 2006
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sieara

A boss ass motherfucker who don’t take no shit from nobody

Usually has a smoking bod with a great ass
The name Sieara means strength and power
by Lisa of France January 16, 2018
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shmear

A large spreaded schlop of cream cheese usually schlepped all over a bagel.
Will you stop schlepping that doggone shmear on my toasty bagel.
by SHLOP July 29, 2005
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