Simba

Noun. Male, found in Switzerland, whose life is a mess.

Jan: Hi Simba! How are you doing? I have been really efficient, waking up at 8am to read about economics and then I went swimming for one hour. Since then I have spent the day trying to maximise the floor space in my big room. How about you?
Simba: I'm ok, I slept until 6pm and haven't really done anything. I feel tired and I can't find my room keys.
Jan: Your life is a mess.

by Maharison May 4, 2005

Simba

Bust a nut on your girl scoop some up and smear it on her forehead and whisper Simba

"Scoops some cum off her stomach with my thumb and rubs it on her forehead.....looks in her eyes and whispers Simba"

by DrakoRamirez January 25, 2017

simba

A person who is white with some rastafarian qualities.

Courtney got a dread in her hair, she's such a simba.

Hesh is so stoned, he's a cute little simba.

by RB86 January 2, 2010

Tongue Simba

To lick the ass crack, beginning at the grundle and ending at the tailbone nub.

You have to really like a girl to perform a Tongue Simba...

by Cormantha February 15, 2014

Waxy Simba

When you are having oral intercourse and your partner puts a small amount of wax on your head and massages it in.

My girlfriend wanted to get freaky, so she grabbed the burning candle while on top and dabbed her finger in wax and gave me a waxy simba.

by Zoey Boyden December 27, 2021

Simba active

To be extremely good at something mostly game

Look Ninja is simba active at Fortnite he did 21 headshots in the game.

by Simba xd 47 May 31, 2021

reverse simba

The opposite of "simba-ed". Instead of the male using his thumb to smear his load onto the female, the female uses her thumb to wipe either the males load or her own juices onto the males forehead.

1-"did you have sex with him last night?"
2-"yeah, And he tried to simba me, but I reverse simba-ed him first!"

by KrysCrizzly September 4, 2013