by james4lenza April 23, 2019
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Get the Shlit mug.A state of perfect intoxication, that comes around ounce every 12 moons. When you get so belligerently drunk, that you have the night of your life, constantly need 1-3 people accompanying you when you want to move, yet never feel like vomiting. This word is derived from two other English words: Shitfaced , and Lit , combining the words, and their definitions.
You on your birthday: "Man, I got so Shlit last night; the boys surprised me with a kegger on top of the towns water tower. I met Neil Patrick Harris, drank an entire keg, fell off the water tower, and then I woke up with the triplets from my Psych class"
Your bro: "Yep, that's pretty Shlit".
Your bro: "Yep, that's pretty Shlit".
by Cow-Town July 23, 2016
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by Anonymous September 15, 2003
Get the shlitz mug.when two men have gay sex to the point where one's genitalia tears, usually at the fibers joining the scrotum and shaft. usually results in LOTS of pain.
Johnny and his gay sailor friend got into some major shit last night.. there was supposedly some shplittage. yuck.
by mr. straight guy101 December 26, 2010
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Get the Shalith mug.Playing solitaire on your phone while dropping a duece! shitting + solitaire = sholitaire. (See shexting).
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