Shlitty-Dukakis'ed

A synonym for shitfaced. Can be used to describe a crazy night out with the bros.

"Bro I had way too much to drink last night, I was shlitty-dukakis'ed"

by james4lenza April 23, 2019

Shlit

shit; a way to not say shit but still say shit

SHLIT! Forgot my keys in the house.

by rawr625 November 10, 2014

Shlit

A state of perfect intoxication, that comes around ounce every 12 moons. When you get so belligerently drunk, that you have the night of your life, constantly need 1-3 people accompanying you when you want to move, yet never feel like vomiting. This word is derived from two other English words: Shitfaced , and Lit , combining the words, and their definitions.

You on your birthday: "Man, I got so Shlit last night; the boys surprised me with a kegger on top of the towns water tower. I met Neil Patrick Harris, drank an entire keg, fell off the water tower, and then I woke up with the triplets from my Psych class"

Your bro: "Yep, that's pretty Shlit".

by Cow-Town July 23, 2016

shlitz

A very shitty beer

Nigga, why da fuck you be drinking dat shlitz shit

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

shplittage

when two men have gay sex to the point where one's genitalia tears, usually at the fibers joining the scrotum and shaft. usually results in LOTS of pain.

Johnny and his gay sailor friend got into some major shit last night.. there was supposedly some shplittage. yuck.

by mr. straight guy101 December 26, 2010

Shalith

an older form of "shall"

Person 1: anything is posstible
Person 2: then I shalith go off of thou's "anything is possible"

by CakesJiz September 23, 2011

sholitaire

Playing solitaire on your phone while dropping a duece! shitting + solitaire = sholitaire. (See shexting).

I was bored on the throne, so I whipped out my phone for a game of solitaire. SHOLITAIRE!

by Mr. Crusty Bunns October 26, 2013