shweff

someone who is disgustingly slimey in female company

damn he's sweffing so bad tonight

by Big Jonny Love Skuse March 11, 2004

sheff

to get stabbed.

Gang Member: I will sheff you up.
Drug dealer: Oh shit sorry, i will get you the weed

by sheps_s February 14, 2017

Sheffield Shuffle

A Sheffield Shuffle is an attack move that Sean Bean does when attacking his spouse. Usually involved a spin and a right hook. Occurs after a few pints of Stella

Wife: Sean, have you brought in the trash?
Sean: No!
Wife: Well do it!
Sean: Take this! *Sheffield Shuffle*

by Chris Stammers June 16, 2008

Schweffing

The male or female form of interaction, with the opposite sex, including flirting or attempting to pull.

Or more loosely defined as any interaction/banter/chilling/pulling between any guy or girl.

Jem: Mate are you schweffing tonight?
Harry: Yeah thinking of schweffing the floor 8 girls actually, fancy schweffing along?
Jem: Yeah I was gonna see if Steve was up for a schweff, but apparently he's schweffing Ellie!
Harry: OK.. Schweff ya later!

by schweffatron3000 March 10, 2011

Sheffield North

The belief that Sheffield, England is actually the true north pole of the planet, enabling people from Sheffield to call everybody else in the world Southerners (a foul slur indeed).

Me: Newcastle? Filthy Southerner!
Geordie: But we're way more north than you!
Me: You've never heard of Sheffield North, then

by thegriceisright May 3, 2010

shoefart

Describes the unusual noise made by new shoes when walking.

Mike: What is that noise? Did you fart?
Sophia: No, that wasn't me, that was a shoefart.

by OrangeDiva October 6, 2008

Shweather

When it is pissing it down outside and it is generally grey and grim. Effectively, shit weather. Seems to always occur at University of Warwick campus and England/UK more widely even when the rest of the world is sunny.

Cor it's such Shweather out there.

I know man, but we are near Coventry after all...

by Thelunchtimedreamteam May 9, 2014