Tubesteak Shuffle

Sexual Intercourse; To throw your salami into a hopefully acceptable orifice.

Friend 1: Hey look at that hot chick over at the bar.

Friend 2: That's easy money man. I gave her the tubesteak shuffle last week.

by TastesLikeLemons57 June 16, 2010

Baltimore Shuffle

The act of stumbling around the streets like an idiot after shooting up heroin.

I caught Brian doing the Baltimore Shuffle across the LightRail tracks last Thursday.

by アメリカへの死 December 23, 2019

Sandal Shuffle

The awkward walk that is usually adopted by people wearing open-backed sandals.

Jason burst out of the woods, machete in hand and face still covered with a hockey mask, sending all of the teenage camp councilors running except for Gayla, who was caught within seconds because she could only sandal shuffle.

by Kate Charlton October 8, 2008

Walrus Shuffle

A nefarious sex act in which one partner karate chops the other in the trachea causing him or her to make involuntary walrus like noises. While the victim gasps and gurgles for their life, the shuffler takes advantage of his or her disadvantageous state, vengefully eating out the vulnerable and pulsating asshole of their victim, to the sweet sweet sound of walrus music at the sea shore.

I had to buy a turtle neck for my old lady to cover up her walrus shuffle marks. I feel shame and pride at the same time. I never thought I'd have to pay money for a turtleneck...ever.

by johnny weekend June 26, 2012

stuff fuck

the act of having to cram ones lifeless penis into a woman's vagina, usually occurring after a night of heavy drinking or in the unfortunate event that the woman looks like John Madden in a dress.

After a night of heavy drinking and going home with a chick that looked like a linebacker, Brian's penis did not want to cooperate with him, but he tried to shamelessly stuff fuck her anyway.

by Robbie Bigslick September 11, 2010

Good stuff, Maynard!

Originally used in "The Many Lives of Dobie Gillis" a sit-com that ran from 1959 to 1963. The main character, Dobie Gillis, used it when talking with Maynard G. Krebs. Krebs was played by Bob Denver, who later became known as Gilligan of Gilligan's Island. The line was later used in a Malt-O Meal commercial.

"Hey, look how he fixed that! That's good stuff, Maynard!"

by Aggie80 July 12, 2017

Porte Shuffle

To habitually sway back and forth awkwardly while maintaining a conversation. During the Porte Shuffle one usually looks diagonally at the ground, away from who the conversation is with. Sentences should be started with a giggle or awkward laugh to maintain a true Porte Shuffle.

I hate talking to Jordan, he always does the Porte Shuffle making things weird.

by Pringal Jugar April 10, 2015